Hetero Life Mates

Two people of the same gender and heterosexual orientation who decide to be each others life partners, but asexually; living together but unromantically.

Diane and Mary decided that if they were unattatched by the age of 35, they would move to NY together and be hetero life mates.

by anon December 18, 2004

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Team Hetero

Team Hetero -noun
1. Perfection.
2. The peak of evolution.
3. Unstoppable forces of nature.

Peter: What happens when you add athletism, skills, trash talks, dominance, and undefeated together?
Sally: Team Hetero.

Pamela: Wow I feel a sudden rush of ecstasy and satisfaction.
John: Ha, you must've gotten Team Heteroed.

by jnast November 15, 2006

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hetero-homo crush

when you're heterosexual but you have one crush of the same sex. doesn't mean you're homosexual or bisexual. it's just an exception often made for celebrities.

also known as same sex crush.

even though i'm a straight dude, i have a hetero-homo crush on brad pitt.

i'm straight and everything, but i totally have a same sex crush on demi lovato.

by mcnabeezy November 8, 2009

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Hetero life mate

A strong bromance between two like male individual's.

Michaels hetero life mate martial likes receiving back rubs.

by Ampedagn August 16, 2015

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flaming hetero

A flaming hetero is term generally used for males. It is one who has a queer personality, but the way he dresses makes you think otherwise. It is basically the opposite of a metrosexual.

Josh worked at a jewelery store this summer, but that is besides the point. On his days off, he would skate around town in his punk sweatshirt and converse sneakers. Obvisously a cool dude right? Haha, NO. His humor and mannerisms are that of a total homo, however he does get action from the ladies, so he is technically straight. He is definitely a flaming hetero.

by ak ashley October 2, 2005

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