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Someone else's bonzai tree 

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.
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What else do you have in your life? 

The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "

Everyone Else's Fault 

You're making a conscious decision to make 'woke shit' fail so yeah.
Podcast retard 1 "I don't like woke shit."

Podcast retard 2 "I don't like woke shit... Dragon Age got woke shit..."

Podcast retard 1 🤤

Podcast retard 2 "Derrrr... What do you think?"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck if there is a tranny in it. That's not my primary concern as far as games are concerned. I don't play action games but I might get it once the price drops. Or wait for it to go on sale. I don't give a fuck about woke shit. I don't give a fuck if your kids get threatened. Or die. What I do care about is having my shit stolen. And if that is going to happen then you're kids are going to do exactly that. So... You don't matter bitch."

Podcast retard 1 "Peopuh don't like woke shit. You think it's everyone else's fault."

Hym "I think you're a retard. I think you are the exact reason the government is necessary. Nobody give a fuck what you like."
Everyone Else's Fault by Hym Iam December 1, 2024

Anything Else Podcast 

A podcast hosted by dancantstream/Dan, and co-hosted by streamer Destiny, the podcast is simply two good friends talking about current events in politics, philosophy, and various random topics. The two typically will make humorous jabs at each other as well as friendly insults that can sometimes be very edgy which makes the podcast entertaining to any viewer that is knowledgeable of Destiny and Dan's relationship.
It's called the "Anything Else Podcast" because of a phrase commonly used by Destiny when conversing with somebody when the conversation seems to have dried up to offer the person to change the topic or to end the conversation there.

Everyone else's fault 

I'm in pain every day. My feet hurt. My joints hurt. My back hurts. The pressure in the side of my face is constant. I'm laying in bed right now listening to the popping sound my ear makes when I swallow. The weaponized schizophrenia and surveillance apparatus are real. I was correct. And the only thing standing between me and amelioration is YOU. I don't need to do what ever you were about to suggest. Everything you were about to suggest is LESS EFFECTIVE than the alternative and THAT IS BY DESIGN. That's YOU suggesting shit options because YOU don't want me to have access to the good options.
Hym "So, yes. It is everyone else's fault. You're doing it TO ME... ON PURPOSE.... Out of spite... And I will kill your fucking kids... You retarded fucking animals... What in the actual fuck... Is actually fucking wrong with you? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Maybe your therapist can tell you. Do they do that? I have to go to bed now. I'm only going to get 3 hours of sleep before work at the job I'm literally trapped at because my car can't drive for more than 3 minutes at a time."

What else 

Hmmm...
Hym "What else did I say? I said I would stab a kid, that I would kill and kill and I would not stop, I said I would give AOC a slap and would bang, I said I would walk Taylor Swift around on a leash if I had a fat cock, I said I would lock some goth chick in a tower, I said I would do a DC sniper, I said I would drive over children and or mothers walking their babies in strollers, I said I would nuke Israel because I'm tired of hearing about it and LOOK WHO WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT ONE THEY ARE ACTIVELY DOING A GENOCIDE! I said I would buy a loft with my AI money, I said I would kill Elon's kids and re-breed his baby-mommas, I said I would fuck Jordan Peterson's daughter because she's a filthy slut, I'd cut of the retard's face and wear it as my face, fuck a tranny, I would collab with Lady Gaga as GooGoo Man (which I kind of did) and no you can't give her producer my money to get me to surrender, I said I would cure cancer and then throw away the cure (or was that Lex Luthor OR was the Lex Luthor based on me?), I said I would have bad sex with Destiny's wife who might actually be MY wife and he might be a literal rapist who's on the loose so either imprison and/or kill him, Ummm... Bend Megyn Kelly over a horse and give her a spanking, murder a child and kill myself if I don't get credit and payment for creating that AI just there, Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh.... I'm sure there's more but none of that is going to matter if I don't get that credit and or money."
What else by Hym Iam April 20, 2025