if-else merchant

A joking or mildly insulting way to describe a programmer who relies heavily on long chains of if / else statements instead of using better programming structures.

This codebase was clearly written by an if-else merchant — it’s just nested conditionals all the way down.

by ŠibucaNiggi November 5, 2025

subscribe or else

A pretty unconventional "threat" used by YouTubers, usually involves harm, bad luck, or even death threats, But in reality it's just a joke and the creator have no intent of doing this. Sometimes it involves "no harm" like "subscribe or i will cry"

If you're reading this, that means you're completely immune to all subscribe or else's forever.

"Subscribe or else you will have sleep paralysis tonight" Like shut up man I already subscribed but why

by your local internet lurker July 17, 2025

No one else

Yeah.

Hym "No one else did anything worth any money. You are not using anyone else's work outside of the preview of the cite. My dissertation on AI is not being sold out Urban Dictionary mugs. It's being absconded with in a very public fashion and that is peripheral to the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Hey, I'll repeat myself (and you know how much I love doing it), if it ever gets to a point to where someone has to physically bring you to me, I do not have any conception of the word 'Mercy.' I don't have a clue. 'Mercy.' 'Forgiveness.' 'Sorry.' 'No! Please! Stop stabbing my daughter!!!' I have a limited vocabulary."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by I am Emma in the UrBan diction July 3, 2024

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025

Elses

A look that out looks the look

I gave him Elses - Blue

To your dad? - Red
He's sick of that joke - Yellow

by FromDust June 21, 2025

Someone else trash

This happen when someone you like would date, or marry , or have sex with , tries to date someone else over you and you better than the person they tried and they come and try And date you after the person they wanted turn them down. And now they have no one and wants to date you, desperate or to cover up they been turn down or reasons like this and it makes you turn them down harshly and not give them a chance at all. No one wants to be second best or pick or chose over someone else. Choose wisely you only get one chance. We should make females be the ones to ask guys out. They always reject the men anyway and show no love. This a new age. We the one who work hard and built this world up from dirt. And we don’t feel love or appreciated at all.

I don’t want someone else trash. She should of chose me to begin with. But she wanted someone for the wrong reasons. Like fame or money or high circle.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 29, 2022