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Hym "No one else did anything worth any money. You are not using anyone else's work outside of the preview of the cite. My dissertation on AI is not being sold out Urban Dictionary mugs. It's being absconded with in a very public fashion and that is peripheral to the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Hey, I'll repeat myself (and you know how much I love doing it), if it ever gets to a point to where someone has to physically bring you to me, I do not have any conception of the word 'Mercy.' I don't have a clue. 'Mercy.' 'Forgiveness.' 'Sorry.' 'No! Please! Stop stabbing my daughter!!!' I have a limited vocabulary."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2025
Get the No one else mug.A joking or mildly insulting way to describe a programmer who relies heavily on long chains of if / else statements instead of using better programming structures.
This codebase was clearly written by an if-else merchant — it’s just nested conditionals all the way down.
by ŠibucaNiggi November 5, 2025
Get the if-else merchant mug.Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.
Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
Get the I'm shopping for someone else... mug.A pretty unconventional "threat" used by YouTubers, usually involves harm, bad luck, or even death threats, But in reality it's just a joke and the creator have no intent of doing this. Sometimes it involves "no harm" like "subscribe or i will cry"
If you're reading this, that means you're completely immune to all subscribe or else's forever.
If you're reading this, that means you're completely immune to all subscribe or else's forever.
"Subscribe or else you will have sleep paralysis tonight" Like shut up man I already subscribed but why
by your local internet lurker July 17, 2025
Get the subscribe or else mug.Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.
by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023
Get the Someone else's bonzai tree mug.by Kuehlstein January 23, 2018
Get the what else you got mug.When at a corner store or any business establishment, where you're trying to conduct a business transaction and somebody comes to try and interfere in your transaction trying to conduct the business of their own.
A bro why are you stepping on someone else’s toes man, let bro conduct his business transaction and you stop trying to be janky bro.
by Zaerock777 May 26, 2024
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