compulsive flicking disorder

when a smoker is compelled to flick their cigarette after every hit

person a: let your ash get a little gray before flicking your cigarette
person b: i can't, i have compulsive flicking disorder

by junistsantiago December 16, 2010

Compulsive liar

Literally the COMPLETE opposite of Kenny

Dorcas lied about the amount of food she ordered, she’s a compulsive liar…

by Mariahisafuckingscoby April 6, 2025

Compulsive Liar

A compulsive liar lies all the time about nothing for no reason. It’s not something able to be controlled easily. It often forms from trauma at a young age. They lie no matter, even if it doesn't benefit them. It can be described as living in a box and knowing what you want to say then having a lie come out your mouth instead. Some times they even believe there lies. It can be a horrible thing because it’s not like you have control of your own body.

Jen:I like cats!
Jen:*that’s not true why did I say that, why do I have to be a compulsive liar.*

by 3m0 m@x December 14, 2021

Compulsion

But... God doesn't saying anything about compulsion being wrong? Dennis said that is God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion....

Hym "Then how is the compulsion of your speech wrong? They SHOULD be compelling your speech, right? It's a danger to yourself and others. Time to go to the home grampgramp... Okaaay... Here we goooo..."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

fatal compulsion

Forced intercourse until death.

Damn did you hear that mr.friendly attacked james until fatal compulsion

by DamnThatsWild April 7, 2024

compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.

My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?

by QuacksO October 1, 2018

Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID)

When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.

This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.

by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018