Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024

C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder)

C.D.D. aka (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!

C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!
Guy 1: Dude why did you destroy that car!

Guy 2: Sorry man I got C.D.D

by PattonM47 November 22, 2021

Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive...

What you sneeringly snort to everyone watching while you super-precisely perform an ordinary task, check/measure something extra-carefully, salvage da last drops/flakes/globs of a semi-valuable product, etc.

Low-income-but-financially-solvent dude, speaking to an amused gal whose car he's changing da oil in, and letting each bottle of oil drain into da engine's filler-neck for ten minutes before tossing da bottle in da trash can: "Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive... but you know how I hate to waste anything, plus of course, YOU'RE da one who's paying all da costs of this oil-change, so naturally I wanna be all da more conservative and efficient wif salvaging all of da $3.99-per-quart oil dat I can!"

by QuacksO February 24, 2023

Compulsion

Fine... So long as it happens to the right people...

Hym "Yeah, well, it seems to be the case that your 'Arc' is more of a Titanic life-boat situation where the unconscientious low status men are covertly exsised from society or faced with compulsion. So no... No minority report world for charlatans. Not going to happen."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2023

Compulsion

But... God doesn't saying anything about compulsion being wrong? Dennis said that is God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion....

Hym "Then how is the compulsion of your speech wrong? They SHOULD be compelling your speech, right? It's a danger to yourself and others. Time to go to the home grampgramp... Okaaay... Here we goooo..."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder

Also known as (CNTD). The affected person will have no control over when or where they tug their nuts.

"Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was caught tugging his nuts in the kitchen"

by Wenis man January 27, 2023

Compulsive liar

Literally the COMPLETE opposite of Kenny

Dorcas lied about the amount of food she ordered, she’s a compulsive liar…

by Mariahisafuckingscoby April 6, 2025