What you sneeringly snort to everyone watching while you super-precisely perform an ordinary task, check/measure something extra-carefully, salvage da last drops/flakes/globs of a semi-valuable product, etc.
Low-income-but-financially-solvent dude, speaking to an amused gal whose car he's changing da oil in, and letting each bottle of oil drain into da engine's filler-neck for ten minutes before tossing da bottle in da trash can: "Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive... but you know how I hate to waste anything, plus of course, YOU'RE da one who's paying all da costs of this oil-change, so naturally I wanna be all da more conservative and efficient wif salvaging all of da $3.99-per-quart oil dat I can!"
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
Get the Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive...mug. by DamnThatsWild April 7, 2024
Get the fatal compulsionmug. A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.
My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?
by QuacksO October 1, 2018
Get the compulsive torx-bit savermug. by SuperMcnuggets April 19, 2018
Get the Compulsive Flakemug. But... God doesn't saying anything about compulsion being wrong? Dennis said that is God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion....
Hym "Then how is the compulsion of your speech wrong? They SHOULD be compelling your speech, right? It's a danger to yourself and others. Time to go to the home grampgramp... Okaaay... Here we goooo..."
by Hym Iam March 31, 2023
Get the Compulsionmug. Someone who can not help to bend the truth. They often can not stop lying even if they try it’s not possible. This can be caused by trauma in early age. Compulsive liars lie about everything no matter how big or small. Some believe that there lies are true sometimes. They still lie even if it actually has no benefit. It can be described as living in a box being able to see outside and hear what your saying, and wanting to say something but a complete lie come out instead.
Jen: my favorite animals are dogs!
Steve: that’s cool.
Jen: *why did I say that it’s a complete lie, why do I have to be a compulsive liar*
Steve: that’s cool.
Jen: *why did I say that it’s a complete lie, why do I have to be a compulsive liar*
by 3m0 m@x December 14, 2021
Get the Compulsive Liarmug. When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!
Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018
Get the Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID)mug.