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Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID)

When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018
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Compulsive Flake

I wanted to have friends, but then I realised i'm a compulsive flake.
by SuperMcnuggets April 19, 2018
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Compulsion

But... God doesn't saying anything about compulsion being wrong? Dennis said that is God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion....
Hym "Then how is the compulsion of your speech wrong? They SHOULD be compelling your speech, right? It's a danger to yourself and others. Time to go to the home grampgramp... Okaaay... Here we goooo..."
by Hym Iam March 31, 2023
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Compulsion

Fine... So long as it happens to the right people...
Hym "Yeah, well, it seems to be the case that your 'Arc' is more of a Titanic life-boat situation where the unconscientious low status men are covertly exsised from society or faced with compulsion. So no... No minority report world for charlatans. Not going to happen."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2023
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compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.
My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?
by QuacksO October 1, 2018
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Compulsive liar

Dorcas lied about the amount of food she ordered, she’s a compulsive liar…
by Mariahisafuckingscoby April 6, 2025
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compulsive flicking disorder

when a smoker is compelled to flick their cigarette after every hit
person a: let your ash get a little gray before flicking your cigarette
person b: i can't, i have compulsive flicking disorder
by junistsantiago December 16, 2010
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