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Circular compulsion disorder

For bitches to dress up to attratct males, attend a social venue, then feel compelled to stand in a cricle the whole night and talk to no one and blow off guys-matheu wright
Those girls standing there have a circular compulsion disorder.
by Sananahmad May 25, 2014
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Compulsive Liar

A compulsive liar lies all the time about nothing for no reason. It’s not something able to be controlled easily. It often forms from trauma at a young age. They lie no matter, even if it doesn't benefit them. It can be described as living in a box and knowing what you want to say then having a lie come out your mouth instead. Some times they even believe there lies. It can be a horrible thing because it’s not like you have control of your own body.
Jen:I like cats!
Jen:*that’s not true why did I say that, why do I have to be a compulsive liar.*
by 3m0 m@x December 14, 2021
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Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID)

When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018
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fatal compulsion

Damn did you hear that mr.friendly attacked james until fatal compulsion
by DamnThatsWild April 7, 2024
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compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.
My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?
by QuacksO October 1, 2018
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Compulsive Flake

I wanted to have friends, but then I realised i'm a compulsive flake.
by SuperMcnuggets April 19, 2018
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Obsessive compulsive disorder

Common mental health condition where a person has obsessive thoughts and compulsive behaviours. OCD can affect men, women and children. Some people start having symptoms early, mostly around puberty, but it usually starts early adulthood, even though it can start before there.
Guy: Hey why are you doing stuff an even amount of times?
Friend: Obsessive compulsive disorder.
by LouisGDYTUrban August 28, 2021
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