When a nigga (usually named Anas) say some stupid/absurd shit.
Anas: “Allah is real.”
David: “shut yo bitchass up.”
by hotgrill January 19, 2022
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Usually used by kids with severe autism, this is a way of calling upon war with other kids with severe autism.
“Man shut yo bitchass up.”
Fuck you too.”
by ChiefQueefLoveSosa February 17, 2021
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Guys who think they're black but really are just being completely ignorant and crass with their life because they make powder look tan. But still think they're black and walk around with a nasty attitude and pick on other black dudes and other dudes that think they're black...YOU"RE NOT BLACK..because they're cooler than you!
by fakewhiteboyhater January 16, 2010
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I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass mf
by sonicfootlicker August 25, 2022
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Laughing my freaking bitchass off (vulgar slang) - something that is very funny, more so than laughing my fucking ass off. Abbreviated frequently especially in textspeak as lmfbao.
Your text score is making me be laughing my fucking bitchass off, so a big L arrives at your house.
by herobrine049X January 6, 2023
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