Q-Topper 

Someone who is with their own cousin but doesn't see anything wrong with it since cousins aren't mentioned in the Bible.

A: "Have you heard about Dave? He ran away with his cousin Emily to get married!"
B: "No way! I can't believe it!"
A: "Yep, he's a Q-Topper. Spent all yesterday trying to explain the bible's perspective to me."

Q-Topper by CONiner May 14, 2024

Coffin Topper 

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

Coffin Topper by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024

Coffin Topper 

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

Coffin Topper by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024

Coffin Topper 

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.

‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral’

Coffin Topper by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024

spin topper

girl spinning on a cock/dick/ding dong/penis

Itzal wants to be a spin topper and get mouthwash

spin topper by West Middle School 78856456435 March 14, 2026

bull-dyke mc topper 

A bull dyke vehicle with a topper. These vehicles may include subaru, toyota's, s-10's ect.

"Oh look at Susie with her golden retriever in her toyota"
"Oh gosh, susie is such a bull-dyke mc topper."

bull-dyke mc topper by J Moss April 25, 2008

Crazy Lubricated Topper 

When you have intercourse with a girl who is so wet she constantly leaks on you. While she is leaking you struggle to breathe and have a near death experience because you almost drown. Dont try at home

That girl is a crazy lubricated topper. I wouldnt do her.

Crazy Lubricated Topper by frandern August 31, 2010