short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.

A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.

by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021

bull-dyke mc topper

A bull dyke vehicle with a topper. These vehicles may include subaru, toyota's, s-10's ect.

"Oh look at Susie with her golden retriever in her toyota"
"Oh gosh, susie is such a bull-dyke mc topper."

by J Moss April 25, 2008

bar topper

When he/she is mad or upset with the bartender and decides to take a pee or dump on the bar.

1) "Yo, did you see that guy pull a bar topper? It really stinks."
2) "The bartender gave that guy a horrible drink so he pulled a bar topper."

by CaNoJe August 27, 2011

Topper

Some one who sucks dick

Kim is a topper

by Lokipoo101 November 15, 2017

cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.

We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Q-Topper

Someone who is with their own cousin but doesn't see anything wrong with it since cousins aren't mentioned in the Bible.

A: "Have you heard about Dave? He ran away with his cousin Emily to get married!"
B: "No way! I can't believe it!"
A: "Yep, he's a Q-Topper. Spent all yesterday trying to explain the bible's perspective to me."

by CONiner May 14, 2024

Topper

A misogynistic, narrow-minded, sexist, foolish, self-important, buffoon whose favoured clothes are expensive sports apparel.

The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.

You can't say that you top b......

The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.

He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".

by Heraclitus stopfordian March 26, 2023