Yo Alyssa’s so in love with me. She’s my topper bro. I don’t care about her but she gives me good head.
by Sadbitch0307 November 10, 2019
Get the Topper mug.Someone who is with their own cousin but doesn't see anything wrong with it since cousins aren't mentioned in the Bible.
A: "Have you heard about Dave? He ran away with his cousin Emily to get married!"
B: "No way! I can't believe it!"
A: "Yep, he's a Q-Topper. Spent all yesterday trying to explain the bible's perspective to me."
B: "No way! I can't believe it!"
A: "Yep, he's a Q-Topper. Spent all yesterday trying to explain the bible's perspective to me."
by CONiner May 14, 2024
Get the Q-Topper mug.When you have intercourse with a girl who is so wet she constantly leaks on you. While she is leaking you struggle to breathe and have a near death experience because you almost drown. Dont try at home
by frandern August 31, 2010
Get the Crazy Lubricated Topper mug.A misogynistic, narrow-minded, sexist, foolish, self-important, buffoon whose favoured clothes are expensive sports apparel.
The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.
The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.
You can't say that you top b......
The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.
He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".
The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.
He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".
by Heraclitus stopfordian March 26, 2023
Get the Topper mug.Topper is another word for a girl who goes around running top (giving head/sucking dick). This term is mainly used in Toronto.
by dont_worrrrrryyyyyyy May 26, 2017
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