Q-Topper

Someone who is with their own cousin but doesn't see anything wrong with it since cousins aren't mentioned in the Bible.

A: "Have you heard about Dave? He ran away with his cousin Emily to get married!"
B: "No way! I can't believe it!"
A: "Yep, he's a Q-Topper. Spent all yesterday trying to explain the bible's perspective to me."

by CONiner May 14, 2024

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Big Topper

N.

1) A person who is the best at his profession,job or hobby

2) A person who is a circus groupie

1) You see how that guy just double teamed those two broads? That is why he is the Big Topper

2) Dude, elephants, clowns and those dumbass niggas taming those lions are not cool, how did you become such a Big Topper

by The Big Topper June 5, 2010

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Lap Topper

A girl who can't stop or is always giving lap dances

OMG that girl gets around so much. Man she is a lap topper

by Mr.Goatheadboy January 4, 2019

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timmy topper

Timmy Topper is a pronoun used to designate your annoying friend that always one ups your story regardless if their story is true or not.

Rachel says to Joey Monica is such a timmy topper. I was talking to chandler about how i saved 10 dollars on my shoes and then Monica comes in and say s she saved twenty dollars. Whatva cunt.

by Ohan33 November 12, 2015

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