Dude i totally just Chinese Flashbanged a girl last night.
Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .
Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .
by ThatOneIrishGuy May 2, 2022
by GorditaCrunch August 28, 2023
A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.
Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022
A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.
That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.
by GravitonCrImSoN March 17, 2023
by chegwardthefifth June 23, 2022
where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story
Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang
Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo
Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo
by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018
by nastybxtch September 17, 2022