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Guac-slosh

Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
by Guac-sloshed Fr August 23, 2024
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Sloshed

To get wet in the rain while eating hot dogs at an otherwise meaningless loser bowl Giants-WFT game in week 18
Let’s get sloshed for this weeks Giants game
by LSK January 6, 2022
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Sloshing

The sound emitted from the vagina in the act of an alpha male fingering her.
Connor was sloshing her in the Palm's carpark.
by yaboyslosh September 25, 2019
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sloshed

"Yo I'm so fuckin sloshed"

"Dude look how sloshed Becky is"
by lomlimy March 23, 2020
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cock sloshing

The unmistakable noise made when air introduced / expelled to a male horse’s cock sheath while loping
The horse has some loud cock sloshing today.
by Erotic yet scary noises October 6, 2022
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posh slosh

posh slosh new generations term for caviar
lets just put that on a cracker posh slosh
by sanxity March 29, 2019
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Booty Sloshing

The water left over on the seat from the water ride before yours
The booty sloshing on Splash Mountain was enough to get the full experience of the ride without all the drops.
by asgardiancapes March 2, 2016
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