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Guac-slosh

Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
by Guac-sloshed Fr August 23, 2024
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Slosh

Sloppy oral sex performed by rotating the penis around the tongue as if it were in a washing machine.
Are you going to get your knob sloshed tonight?
by Ggr84 December 9, 2021
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sloshed

"Yo I'm so fuckin sloshed"

"Dude look how sloshed Becky is"
by lomlimy March 23, 2020
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Sloshed

Very drunk
He was so sloshed he couldn’t walk
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Sloshing

The sound a just-fucked woman makes when walking by.
When that hoe did the walk of shame from the curb to her house, you could just hear the sloshing.
by Screwbird86 April 17, 2021
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Slosh

A measurement of time, indicating that it is, indeed, 47 minutes of the hour.

Oroginated in the Discord RPG "Roachia".
"Hey, mom. Traffic is killer. I might be a slosh late."
"But your father's dying now."

"When's the movie?"
"Slosh six."
"What?"
"Six forty-seven"
"Why didn't you just say that?! THIS is why your wife left you!"
"...Come on, man..."
by Germantown July 19, 2019
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sloshed on the slopes

Getting fucked up beyond comprehension while going down the mountain on either skis or a snowboard. Everyone must try it once. CAUTION may result in death.
Timmy died while sloshed on the slopes.
by Himmyneutron December 22, 2022
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