he will make u laugh ur fucking ass off, but at the cost of him getting sent to the principals office
marcel: "All my kids, uncles and parents call me daddy".
Kid:" ohhh yes daddy!!"
Marcel" y are u gay???"
Kid:" I'am not...
Kid:" ohhh yes daddy!!"
Marcel" y are u gay???"
Kid:" I'am not...
by susy daddy February 25, 2022
you can normally find Marcels in the north a Germany out in the wild catching Pokémons and drinking Havana colas.
by Inyourbutt June 16, 2017
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Marcel is the type of guy who's a complete silly goose. He's never had candy, he takes Spanish, and he's really annoying (just kidding luv you bro). He is really just a dark-haired version of 2012 Justin Bieber and he's pretty cool. Yellow is life and he is a firm believer that 9+10=21. He is a secret unearthly being in a skinny 11 year-olds body.
Wow, you make me feel like the luckiest Marcel in the world!
Oh my gosh, you're making me feel like a Marcel!
Oh my gosh, you're making me feel like a Marcel!
by hotcheetofox01 June 1, 2022
He has a very big penis, that matches the size of his nose. He also never goes outside en sits in attic playing Rust. Used to be a big boi. Now he's chubby and het sense of humor looks to be non-existent.
by modderjukker November 23, 2021
The act of sticking a cucumber with a small hole into the vagina of a woman. Then while it is inside the woman you simply fill the hole with semen. Once this has been fulfilled you leave the cucumber in so that it will ferment into a pickle. With said pickle you give it to a person named Marcel.
Guy 1: Hey do you know what would be absolutely hilarious??
Guy 2: No, tell me what you are thinking.
Guy 1: We should do a Dirty Marcel
Kool aid guy: Oh yeah!
Guy 2: No, tell me what you are thinking.
Guy 1: We should do a Dirty Marcel
Kool aid guy: Oh yeah!
by D1ldoBaggins September 13, 2023