Jessica: Oh my gosh, look at him. He's so attractive.
Jenifer: Yeah, too bad he's a Justin Bieber and his balls haven't dropped yet .. faggot.
Jenifer: Yeah, too bad he's a Justin Bieber and his balls haven't dropped yet .. faggot.
by Jessica Kerly February 9, 2011
A Cute Canadian born pop singer who has sexy looks and is the best singer ever and i want to bed him ---> NO FUCK OFF I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
Justin Bieber is a wannabe kid who is so stupid he cannot locate certain major continents on the world map. He cannot identify what Germany is, he considers himself to be popular like an arrogant prick. He indulges in himself like a self-loving cunt. Indeed this kid is gender confused and pointlessly pursues a futile and pathetic life dating women 3 times his age. His mop like blond hair is styled in a very irritating way, and he flicks his hair in an annoying and unneccessary fashion. Wherever he goes, preteen girls follow him begging him to sign their puny tits and he has utter disregard for the residents and motorists of the areas he visits, cos some people are trying to fucking get to work u faggot kid.
Justin Bieber is a wannabe kid who is so stupid he cannot locate certain major continents on the world map. He cannot identify what Germany is, he considers himself to be popular like an arrogant prick. He indulges in himself like a self-loving cunt. Indeed this kid is gender confused and pointlessly pursues a futile and pathetic life dating women 3 times his age. His mop like blond hair is styled in a very irritating way, and he flicks his hair in an annoying and unneccessary fashion. Wherever he goes, preteen girls follow him begging him to sign their puny tits and he has utter disregard for the residents and motorists of the areas he visits, cos some people are trying to fucking get to work u faggot kid.
Guy to friend: "I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse."
Guy to mates: "I went to apply for a Guiness World Record for the smallest penis in the world but i got beaten by this fuckhead!" (*shows an image of Justin Bieber)
Bodyguard arrives at a brawl and pulls Justin Bieber out: "people, you should be ashamed of yourselves violence against women is wrong"
Justin Bieber arrives at Reception desk
Guy standing next to him: "Man I hate having prostate checkups too"
Justin stares at him puzzled and says to the reception lady: "Im here for my PAP test appointment"
Guy to mates: "I went to apply for a Guiness World Record for the smallest penis in the world but i got beaten by this fuckhead!" (*shows an image of Justin Bieber)
Bodyguard arrives at a brawl and pulls Justin Bieber out: "people, you should be ashamed of yourselves violence against women is wrong"
Justin Bieber arrives at Reception desk
Guy standing next to him: "Man I hate having prostate checkups too"
Justin stares at him puzzled and says to the reception lady: "Im here for my PAP test appointment"
by TehS1LV3R January 4, 2011
Faggot ass "teen hit pop sensation" bullshit that attracts little girls and most likely to become a child molester; queer who overuses auto-tune and has no fucking talent; hermaphadite who wears more make-up in her music videos than the girl.
NO TALENT.
NO TALENT.
Nikki(retarded girl who likes Justin Bieber): You're just jealous because Justin Bieber is wayy hotter than you <3333333 :)
Preston(the Wise Man): He's right man. Leave Justin Bieber alone! She has feelings too!
Preston(the Wise Man): He's right man. Leave Justin Bieber alone! She has feelings too!
by JustinBieberisAQueer March 30, 2010
Some canadian 16 year old that got popular from youtube videos. Teenage girls seem to love him, but usually because of his looks, not music.
One notable feature is that he sounds like he hasn't hit puberty yet. People like to critisize him for this.
Teenage girls of course get EXTREMLY offended by this and say they are just jealous. But, why would they be jealous of an unoriginal guy singer who sounds like a girl, and only gets psycho, rabid, and shallow girls anyway?
He is very unoriginal - read any of his song lyrics and they are made so a 4 year old can understand them.
Listen to any of his songs - and you will hear his annoying little voice piercing through your ears.
One of the most annoying things is that he got a record deal with Usher, and is basically living off that. Now Bieber thinks he can be a Black rapper - really?
He is unintellegent (because he doesn't need to be smart for the general teen girl population who listen to him), in an interview he didn't know what "German" was.
He is pretty much a cocky douchebag because of his status (which really isn't much to brag about, he's living a lie), but he's only going to last for about another year until he hits puberty.
Wait.... maybe he got neutered as part of the deal. Nevermind then.
One notable feature is that he sounds like he hasn't hit puberty yet. People like to critisize him for this.
Teenage girls of course get EXTREMLY offended by this and say they are just jealous. But, why would they be jealous of an unoriginal guy singer who sounds like a girl, and only gets psycho, rabid, and shallow girls anyway?
He is very unoriginal - read any of his song lyrics and they are made so a 4 year old can understand them.
Listen to any of his songs - and you will hear his annoying little voice piercing through your ears.
One of the most annoying things is that he got a record deal with Usher, and is basically living off that. Now Bieber thinks he can be a Black rapper - really?
He is unintellegent (because he doesn't need to be smart for the general teen girl population who listen to him), in an interview he didn't know what "German" was.
He is pretty much a cocky douchebag because of his status (which really isn't much to brag about, he's living a lie), but he's only going to last for about another year until he hits puberty.
Wait.... maybe he got neutered as part of the deal. Nevermind then.
Crazy Fan girl: YOU'RE JUST JELOUS THAT JUSTIN BIEBER HAS WAY MOR FANs AND BALLS THAN YOU!!!!11!!!
Person: Why would I want crazy psycho fans like you?
Person: Why would I want crazy psycho fans like you?
by Grasshoppa September 4, 2010
1. Canada's revenge to the U.S for Miley Cyrus
2. A 10 year old, homosexual female set out to take over the world
3. What any teen boy is considered that has an extremely small penis
2. A 10 year old, homosexual female set out to take over the world
3. What any teen boy is considered that has an extremely small penis
Boy 1: Lol! I heard Jason can't get any girls cuz he has a 2 inch dick!
Boy 2: Hahaha! What a Justin Bieber!
Boy 2: Hahaha! What a Justin Bieber!
by michellesaysrawr January 29, 2011
a faggot of a white boy who thinks he is black and "down with the homies"
he also has no penis, which makes it even more obvious that he is not black, because everybody knows that black people have huge dicks. (search og mudbone on google)
he also has no penis, which makes it even more obvious that he is not black, because everybody knows that black people have huge dicks. (search og mudbone on google)
John: this guy is hitting on my girl
Dave (black): don't worry i'll go take care of him!
Josh (Bieber): Yo HOMIE!!! What's crackalackin'?
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM CRACKER?
John and Dave: Man, that douche is a total Justin Bieber...
Dave (black): don't worry i'll go take care of him!
Josh (Bieber): Yo HOMIE!!! What's crackalackin'?
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM CRACKER?
John and Dave: Man, that douche is a total Justin Bieber...
by Chief Horsedick January 24, 2010
Some random fag who claims he's 15 but sounds like he's 8. Thinks he's black because Usher signed him. Thinks he's cool because he has a bowl-cut and can do a shitty moonwalk and grab his testicles in his music videos. Stares at random girls in his videos but doesn't actually have a girlfriend. Basically everyone in the music industry outside of Usher knows he's a bag of shit. Generally his songs consist of him repeating one word or phrase over and over until finally someone like Ludacris saves us from musical purgatory.
Justin Bieber: "baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby"
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Ludacris: "When I was 13..."
Me: "Thank you."
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Ludacris: "When I was 13..."
Me: "Thank you."
by R.I.P.C.O. March 28, 2010