A girl that once lived in the palace and at a (very) young age she was kidnapped by a wolf. :'(She was living a nice life eating lots of ham.(she ate so much she blew up , legend has it that when Juliet blew up a cloud of smoke in the shape of a bra puffed above her and then rained hammmmmm wooh
by meee mis ham May 20, 2022
Romeo and Juliet is originally a novella written by Italian writer Luigi da Porto, who wrote this because he couldn't marry his cousin. It got revised by a monk named Matteo Bandello, then translated to Baguette Language by some French guy, then landed on Arthur Brooke. He then wrote it as a poem with some dark shit featuring Romeo banging his head against the wall, then named it Romeus and Juliet. And of course, Shakespeare read Brooke's work and based his tragedy on it, and we got the version of Romeo and Juliet that almost everyone hates.
Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)
To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.
If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.
(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)
Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)
To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.
If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.
(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 6, 2023
An actually good and simple love story bastardized by an English playwright, featuring a fiery but gentle lady from the Capulets/Cappellettis, a stubborn but passionate lad from the Montagues/Montecchis, poison, secret marriage, dagger, death and sleeping with some old bones.
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 6, 2023
Karo Juliet is the most perfect person you can find. She loves animals and taking care of the people she adores. She's the goth queen and NO ONE could ever hate her even though she's little withdrawn, irrational and eccentric. She's also the gayest girl you'll meet and freaking nerd. She's always right about everyting and she's just the cutest and most adoreable short thingy you'll ever find<3
Karo Juliet says this is the correct answer, bet she's right then!
I saw Karo Juliet today without any makeup on, i've never seen such a pretty thing
That girl's new puppy isn't as cute as Karo Juliet's.
I saw Karo Juliet today without any makeup on, i've never seen such a pretty thing
That girl's new puppy isn't as cute as Karo Juliet's.
by Herloverkindalesbianlol June 12, 2020
The woke musical adaptation of Romeo and Juliet featuring a neofeminist blackwashed Juliet, an annoying Romeo (Not him of all...), the Francois bullshit, the non-binary nonsense and a shitty journey after she escaped the tomb. Combine it with flashing lights, lazily-made mashup of mainstream pop music, cringy costume designs, out-of-place "necromancy" (They revived damn Romeo like God... Just give him the rest he deserved.) and dopamine triggers and it becomes a hit in Broadway and West End. A desecration of Da Porto, Bandello and Shakespeare's work. The ultimate sacrilege.
Karyn, the Woketard: &Juliet rocks! Broadway never fails to make a good Romeo and Juliet musical... I mean a Juliet musical because no Romeo this time. Girl Power!
Phyl, a Shakespeare R and J fan: That musical can suck my dick. An insult to Shakespeare.
Dyl, a Rómeó és Júlia fan: They turned Romeo of all things into a jerk... What a sacrilege. Also, Broadway is just overrated for me.
Karyn, the Woketard: You guys are just whiny haters. & Juliet for the win!
Dyl and Phyl: *facepalm*
Phyl, a Shakespeare R and J fan: That musical can suck my dick. An insult to Shakespeare.
Dyl, a Rómeó és Júlia fan: They turned Romeo of all things into a jerk... What a sacrilege. Also, Broadway is just overrated for me.
Karyn, the Woketard: You guys are just whiny haters. & Juliet for the win!
Dyl and Phyl: *facepalm*
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 16, 2023
this false crime happens and get a good guy arrested for being in love . so it can happen many ways and i will show two here. let's say a 24 year old guy got with a 16 year old girl when she turn legal age of consent right? but didn't even have sex right away anyway and they so in love the society and police how long yall been together having sex. and she don't want to seem fast and gave it up too easy so she says they been together for 6 years and now she's 17, and he's 25. when they might of just started...so she don't look like a slut, and he had every intention of doing right by her and marrying her but they arrested him for criminal sexual conduct 1st degree and 2nd degree because she was a minor and has life imprisonment and probably get rape in prison because people thought he rape a little girl. another way is a girl who is underage like 13 years old having a relationship with a 24 year old but he don't have sex with her yet because shes not the legal age of consent. and when people ask if they have sex she says yes because she feels guilty because he buys her all kinds of gifts out of love and fast food every day and no one gets to eat out every day but rich people so now this person goes to prison forever too and probably get rape when he would of waited until she was age and did nothing wrong and married her too, both cases would of.
by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ May 26, 2022
1. He’s juliet is so fucking sick
2. Where did you bought your juliet?
3. Juliet isn’t just for Zé droguinhas
4. That baile funk last night was awesome everyone had a juliet
2. Where did you bought your juliet?
3. Juliet isn’t just for Zé droguinhas
4. That baile funk last night was awesome everyone had a juliet
by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020