A self-absorbed homewrecker who used an African country's dictatorial military powers so she could shit her kid out sans the paparazzi (major human rights violation!).
Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).
Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).
Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
by Donna D. July 29, 2006
An ugly woman. With that weird looking Frankenstein square head, bizzare nose, and biggy lips, she got to be angelina jolie uglee.
That woman is angelina jolie uglee. The way she angelina jolie uglee looked at me I almost died. Damn, that's an Angleina Jolie uglee lookin' kid. Frankenstein reborn. Uglee Jolie.
by AFU November 17, 2007
matt: yo joe i adopted this really poor African baby.
joe: really?
matt:yeah i think i have Angelina Jolie syndrom.
joe: really?
matt:yeah i think i have Angelina Jolie syndrom.
by matt AKA momo November 8, 2012
The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
Angeline Jolie is a tall and very smart type of person, this name represents light, intelligence, power and most important love, Angeline Jolie can sometimes be missed interpreted and people surrender her can misunderstand and think that's she/he/they are emotionless and has a cold heart but deep down Angeline Jolie is a caring type of person, the only problem is that she/he/they don't know how to demonstrate love by affection or words, the only way Thai person knows is by actions such as helping someone etc....
by Unknown.me February 19, 2021
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A girl that is smug, sassy, never smiles... who is all business and works against you, or has no interest in you talking to her... whether being jovial conversation or an advance. Word play off Anglina Jolie's name.
1.That bitch won't give me the time of day. She's a Sass-a-lina Jolie.
2. Come'on Sassalina Jolie, can I get a smile?
2. Come'on Sassalina Jolie, can I get a smile?
by Artartistablue April 8, 2016