goat

One who is neither a follower (sheep) or a leader (shepard)

"I'm not a sheep or a shepard, what does that make me?"
"A goat"

by Leah November 30, 2004

goat

Greatest Of All Time

im the GOAT of the team!

by Anonymous December 9, 2002

Goat

A person on the web with unbridled cynicism and sarcasm, who's Internet asshole savvyness makes him or her blind to actual valid points, arguments, grievances, etc while unaware that he or she is part of the problem.

Named after the Three Billy Goats Gruff story, a tie-in with the "Troll" and a play on the world "Goad".

Random FPS Gamer in waiting lobby: Dude, dont play on that map, the game devs are still fixing it after people found a bug that corrupted the files on your game.

Goat: LMAO so basically you suck and cant play. Lemmi guess, lag in rl? GTFO Noob.

by Holaventrillodota November 25, 2009

Goat

GoatA person who is stupid and annoying.

"shut up you goat"

by Vinnoir November 21, 2004

goats

Mamal much beloved of Jon Cram

by jet April 4, 2003

Goat Goat

A made up NFL player who played in the 1840s before football was invented

Wow Goat Goat couldnt have been better than Saquon Barkley at football because it didn’t exist

by Elliot Ezekiel December 24, 2018

goat

only the sexiest animal on the internet

"hi im sexy, and i'm a human"-some chick
"na babe, im not that into you!"- smart dude
"OMG! why! u been cheatin on me?"- some chick
"Yes"- smart dude
"Wit who!?!?!"- some chick
"A goat"- smart dude
"dammit, ill never compete with a goat

by i actually lov dat chonny blok September 15, 2011