by Margadaisy February 12, 2017
A Puerto Rican who is extremely rich but very unhappy. He pretends his parents love him by writing notes for his lunch and saying that they’re from him. He likes to flaunt his worth and wears lots of watches. He enjoys feet pics and insulting woman’s rights. He likes to play badminton at the country club and look at memes. He loves cats but if you insult his, he’ll kill you. He doesn’t stoop to the “poor” level and only allows his glasses to cleaned by a Louis Vuitton micro fiber. He always wears a sweater over his Polo Ralph Lauren button down and not to mention his cargo pants and pumas. If you ever step into the path of a Carlos you might not come back. You’ll die.
Guy 1: “woah. Who’s that guy?”
Guy 2: “that’s Carlos. Don’t look at him too long or you might be blinded by his richness”
Guy 1: “ouch. My eyes!”
Carlos: “you’re not a woman, you’re just property”
Girl 1: “I am only property”
Girl 2: “I am only property”
Girl 3: “I am only property”
Guy 2: “that’s Carlos. Don’t look at him too long or you might be blinded by his richness”
Guy 1: “ouch. My eyes!”
Carlos: “you’re not a woman, you’re just property”
Girl 1: “I am only property”
Girl 2: “I am only property”
Girl 3: “I am only property”
by passaufdemauflauf November 21, 2019
Carlos , an average name that means "SHORT CUBAN" that thinks he is cool. But sadly has to emit to his friends that his mom works at burger king , 23 hours of the day. The other hour of the day she is working the streets, giving cheap blowjobs to old African American men.
Brian: Hey are we going over to Carlos's house today?
Chris: I am not sure, his mom is working constantly.
Brian:She is a very hard worker, to bad carlos can't help at all, due to his size.....
Chris: I am not sure, his mom is working constantly.
Brian:She is a very hard worker, to bad carlos can't help at all, due to his size.....
by brianringo July 11, 2010
A manipulative man who likes to control everyone he meets by being nice and funny. A Carlos thinks he is the smartest person and knows it all. He is envious if some have more things then him and he also is a Dick and an asshole with the people he cares. Carlos is a very evil person that does not have his own personality. Don’t ever trust a Carlos they are liars and players.
by Mindreader07 March 7, 2019
A person with a great personality, until you actually get to know him they end up being a pretty big shit head who laughs at really fucked jokes and doesn't have the ability to sympathize for others.
by TheManOfTruth March 8, 2019
A Puerto Rican man with a wicked sense of humor who is very full of himself, charming, but a little dense. He enjoys working out, particularly at CrossFit pumping gasoline and giggling like a girl. He also enjoys tea. Many women fall over him and he is kind to all of them, like Sultan and his harem.
Wow, that guy is a total Carlos! Did you see the way the women stare at him while he's lifting weights and drinking tea!
by Aloramon May 12, 2011