When you’re getting a blowjob and your girl decides to slobber all over your knob while moving her hands in opposite directions all the while you have your hand mixed in her hair and you can’t help but lay there like a blubbering seal.

WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship
Man Sarah gave me that slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist last night, and I can look her in the eyes anymore.
by RBGTheGod December 23, 2018
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when you suck your friends dick but its not gay cuz you got the socks on.
yo can i practice my awk awk gawk gawk 9000 skills on you
of course my g, but just keep the socks on.
ya of course my g.
by B-Monkey Obama September 22, 2020
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The letter A, it describes the way you can start a sentence.
The Double part means that it is done twice at double its normal speed.
The Mouble the way somebody gargle in enjoyment.
Twisttre the meaning behind this word means the somebody did a extreme Chinese burn on something.
And Finally 9000 meaning that is has the power of 9000 thots.

Oh and we cant forget the Deep Level which describes how deep it goes,
Deep Level 1 would be just the tip.
Deep Level 2 Would be the Nob.
Deep Level 3 Would be a bit of the shaft.
Deep Level 4 Would be Balls Deep. (Favourite Choice.)
Deep Level 4 Would be the Whole Dick gets consumed.
As Chad Appeared in the Double Mouble Twisttre shop, he asked Thot 2.3 for a Double Mouble Twistttre 9000 (Deep Level 4).
by Aplo June 20, 2020
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It is where he Pussy get over loaded and shuts off and no more love time.
When I Gluck Gluck 9000 double wombo combo undercutted her she wasn't moving right.
by Big Daddy tells facks October 14, 2020
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The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.

While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"

It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.

It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.
last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.
by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022
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