Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.
I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.
by 209asian April 12, 2021
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Where a woman is straddling a man while having sex while also feeding him in the morning.
I woke up to a kings breakfast.
by Mtnbikeman67 September 5, 2021
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When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.
I was running late to work so I had to get a quick New York breakfast on the way to the office.
by Hammerschlag June 20, 2021
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When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.
Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow
by Carol Da Cracker January 17, 2022
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a breakfast held at approximately 9:30 a.m with a group of friends usually to discuss the academic subject of chemistry. It is the perfect mix between academia and socialization.
yo mitch lets go to chem breakfast!

what time is it? It's chem breakfast time.
by kamikazi672523 January 26, 2011
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Bacon specifically designed for the purpose of being consumed in a morning time slot and typically consisting of a higher fat content, may be substituted with alternative baconised items such as frazzles.

Often a dietary requirement of those suffering from bacon blues.
John: Have you had your breakfast bacon?
Lindsey: Yes, mmm, my favourite.
by Air Walker UK December 2, 2010
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The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."
Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.
by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019
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