too geek

real funny

last night was too geek.
im too geek to live right now.

by myidisapostcard December 4, 2010

Too rough to be true

Somebody who tries to out rough everybody else even though people that know them well know they're a clown.

He/she was too rough to be true, that must be why the music and lifestyle fizzled out of popularity.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

Too rough to be true

Someone that thinks they are rougher/meaner than anybody else.

The guy/girl was too rough to be true.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Too rough to be true

Someone that thinks they are tougher than anybody else.

The guy/girl was too rough to be true.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Too $hort

One of the first rappers on the west coast. Too $hort loves women and women love him. Everybody loves Too $hort.

A: Ayo!? What's that dope ass track you playin'?
X: It's Too $hort. Cocktales to be exact.
A: Why do you spell it "Cocktales" and not "Cocktails"?
X: Because he tells a ton of crazy ass stories about his past sexual intercourses.

But how'd you figure out the spelling if we were talking?

by DeltaKillsThem February 12, 2021

It's too hard

Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.

Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023