take a number

wait a long ass time for nothing and then complain about it

i wrote a letter to the senate and i had to take a number

by biachbizzle October 13, 2004

Number one Jungkook stan

It’s Keira. Keira is THE biggest Jungkook Stan on earth and there is no fighting that

Person 1: Ohh it’s Keira!

Person 2: the NUMBER ONE Jungkook Stan?!

by WorldwideJk November 19, 2021

Number

1. A song or musical
2. Mathematical symbol
3. An action to impress or injure someone/something
4. Of a man and beast
5. Count, quantity, measure
6. An attractive man/woman
7. Benzocaine, Lidocaine, Cocaine, Morphine
8. Damage; wreckage
9. Phone access/ID
10. Trick, Game, Con, Scam, etc.
11. Transformation; improvement, assessment

I can't believe I am so stupid to forget his Number already!
Dani really did a Number on her car.

by DeepThrowWitDancer March 16, 2022

Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

Take a number 3

To masturabate, jerkoff, or rub one out. The action of releasing a load of nut juice.

Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.

A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut

by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022

that kid who asked for your number

that random annoying kid who will ask their friend to get their crushes number and immediately get rejected

ew it’s that kid who asked for your number, run

by anonymous February 11, 2022

Forever Number 1

The only one who has the same power as shaggy but shaggy has more power levels!

I will all ways be.... FOREVER NUMBER 1!!!!

by FLUFFY!!!!!! September 8, 2021