sleep number

the number of people you have slept with

My sleep number has nothing to do with a mattress-but what happens on top of it!

by dorksideofthemoon March 17, 2021

rule number 3

Let go of the dead, they might come back

Me: "I still see her in my dreams"

Bro: "Dude, get an exorcist. Remember rule number 3"

by WastedOrphans April 25, 2024

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

by srcs August 26, 2023

Number Five

Chubby Ass Hat

Number Five Is not used in a sentence dumbass

by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020

《¤》Angel《¤》Number 《¤》343《¤》angel《¤》number《¤》Three Hundred And Forty~Three《¤》Angel《¤》Number《¤》343《¤》

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😱:《¤》Angel《¤》Number 《¤》343《¤》angel《¤》number《¤》Three Hundred And Forty~Three《¤》Angel《¤》Number《¤》343《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Gonna go crunch some numbers

Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2

"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers

by SCR4PPY May 10, 2018

J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025