Bro 1: Bro I’m so torqued rn
Bro 2: You should probably go to the hospital
by thatfunnygermanman October 19, 2023
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TORQUED! (as in 'screwed') Came to mind in the dental chair upon implant being placed...as the drill was buzzing in my head and the screw was turning...so many meanings...
"I've been TORQUED!"
by SUPEROPET April 10, 2019
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An absolute unstoppable feeling whereby anyone in your way will euther bow before you or die. Similar to excitement but to the point where you could put your head through a fuckin' wall.
Bro, I'm so fuckin torqued today I'm definitely going to PR my deadlift.
by Gunnerteddington September 16, 2022
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To be pissed or say someone is pissed
Zack was fucking torqued when I told him I was fucking his girl.

Those things are fucking torqued
by Tsnyder November 7, 2017
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irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit
Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.
by webbster's robot June 2, 2020
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morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
by preschool poacher May 2, 2015
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Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.
That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.
by TORQUEDENUTS March 2, 2020
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