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by Quar and maj😉 January 4, 2022
A raunchy johnson, otherwise known as "cock coiling", is when you take another man's growth, and give it an indian burn. Place both hands on his dick, and twist hard in opposite directions. After twisting his junk enough, he will then collapse in sheer euphoria. Rumor has it this is named after Dwayne the Rock Johnson and his furious sexual appetite.
Me: My girlfriend came over yesterday.
Juarez: Oh yeah? Did she give you a raunchy johnson?
Me: Yeah, my dick felt like it was gonna split in half.
Juarez: Oh yeah? Did she give you a raunchy johnson?
Me: Yeah, my dick felt like it was gonna split in half.
by Excra sauce March 19, 2019
by Urbanbitxhbrotha101 June 13, 2017
When your sock bundles up and/or folds into itself while wearing shoes. Known to be one of the most uncomfortable and frustrating things imaginable.
Person1- why are you so late?
Person2- sorry I kept getting “Raunchy Splines” every time I put on socks
Person1- Rip no problem
Person2- sorry I kept getting “Raunchy Splines” every time I put on socks
Person1- Rip no problem
by Danf527 June 20, 2018
When a song or media contains content that is lewd or sexual in nature and all participants agree without coercion.
Nelly’s song “hot in here” contains consensual raunchy lyrics when he say “ It's gettin' hot in herre So take off all your clothes” and she replies “I am gettin' so hot, I wanna take my clothes off”
by Toothlessjones April 13, 2015
The type of dick that can touch all ends of a tuna can, while also smelling like your grandmother's fart.
by Lambchips25 March 22, 2017