The act of having sexual intercourse in the back of a U-Haul truck while surrounded by stuffed walruses and fuzzy pink dildos.
Grandpa: Hey sexy lady I got a U-Haul, wanna mook?
Grandma: I was hoping you'd ask! I'll get the fuzzy pink dildos.
Grandpa: Okay I'll be waiting in the truck to start mooking!
by Babahabajaba June 7, 2010
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1. A usually unintelligent male who does shady "favors" for people in exchange for "favors", or works for a shady person as a thug (leaders are not mooks), or is an underling in organized crime.

2. (always capitalized) a) A member of a highly advanced, civilized bear-ape-sasquatch-like spacegoing race of scientists and scholars, found in the computer games Wizardry 6, 7, and 8. Plural: "Mook" with no "s". b) the Mook people/race collectively - "the Mook." The political unit of the Mook is the United Mook Alliance.
1. Are you calling me a mook?

So I went to see Andy, but when I went into his office three mooks were waiting for me.

2. The Mook have been given the old Arnika city hall to use as their embassy.

The Mook are able to remain neutral and unthreatened among the Umpani and the T'Rang because of their technological superiority.
by Grunion Moon October 27, 2011
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Slang term for homosexual, usually one who is flamboyantly flaming
Friend 1: I love anal sex
Friend 2: You're a mook
by Agehdxjjj1234 March 1, 2014
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An elite group of firefighters and fire buffs located and based on Long Island New York. founding Fathers are the Original Mook, Chief Mook, and of course the Fat Mook
" hi did you hear about that fire the other day? yes i did that mook told me about it!

who is that crew of guys on that fire engine? oh them those are just the Mooks!!
by Fatmook July 23, 2012
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A belligern"t being.
"Mook" is a spin-off word for, "mick", which is an Irishman.
Someone doing something wild, crazy.
Look at that mook running naked down the street.
by jstarr92 June 7, 2010
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a nigga acting gay or sus. Just don't do it
"word to my moms Alex gotta jatty"
"chill you really blowin mines with that mook shit"
by cuteazzock January 31, 2020
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a fuckin ugly ass bitch, so ugly u would rather puke then look at her face. a girl that looks like they got smashed in the face with a baseball bat 20 times.
Damn that chick is mooked.
by drfreshdude January 4, 2008
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