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by crunchers October 26, 2019
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Name camp counselors have for young campers, owing to their inability to walk through the woods quietly, used disparagingly to indicate their overall cluelessness.
Listen up, crunchers! Today we're going to learn how to tie knots and sneak up on unsuspecting dupes from Camp Wassamatta from across the lake.
by Conan the Grammarian March 10, 2009
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Cruncher (Offensive; Noun):
Definition: A person who consumes the majority of their caloric intake by chewing solid food.
I wish I could talk to Fred but I found out he's a full blown cruncher.
Really?!
Yea...
What a fucking weirdo, get on the HUEL train.
by HUELER2k21 September 26, 2021
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A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 6, 2023
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An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.
"I tell you, boy. That wench Vicky gave me a right Cornish cruncher last night. Lovely jubbly..."
by Bayesoir December 31, 2020
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A derogatory term that originated in the 1930's Australian depression, referring to unemployed people in line for the free food van.
"Oi look at that povo Pie cruncher, cunt can't get his own chow"
by Chow Chomper August 22, 2015
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The passive participant (aka ”fuckee”) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : “Pillow biter”.
Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.
by Naughty Daddy May 8, 2019
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