beaded necklace

Jizz around a women's neck after some of the weaker shots from a facial fall and land the neck.

Emily- Kate, guess what Josh did to me yesterday.

Kate- What?
Emily- He gave me one of his beaded necklaces!

by DianMight_12345 November 14, 2013

testicle beads

Testicle beads is a process of first having anal sex, then switching to vaginal while inserting the "sack" into the now wide anus. The woman then tenses up making the hole small again and then you yank your sack out and it makes two popping sounds

I want to try testicle beads with my girlfriend, but I would feel so disgusting doing it

by Foliscious June 27, 2018

Blow Beads

Vomit that is partially digested to where the chunks look like beads.

That chicken and Schlitz isn't settling well with my stomach. I'm about to blow beads.

by Gangsta of Muff July 15, 2012

Danish beads

Danish beads are wooden anal beads. That's it.

Forget silicone. Get you some Danish beads.

by Dirty Chaos! February 5, 2020

Beaded Rose

A cross between a pink sock and a pearl necklace.

I'm looking up Beaded Rose. If I don't see menstrual blood tonight, I'm going to be disappointed.

by FailTroll00100304 December 10, 2009

Bungee-beads

When a person decides to go bungee-jumping with anal beads and must use their anal sphincter to stop themselves from certain death.

"Have you ever thought about bungee-beads? I've been wanting to try it for awhile now but I'm afraid my anal sphincter might not be what it used to be"

by ErosSlav6661 January 10, 2021

Paul beads

When you tie potatoes on a rope and freeze them and use them as anal beads

He enjoyed the Paul beads being inserted by his lover.

by Yetiarms April 13, 2022