A cheap "rum" made with neutral grain spirits, caramel coloring and flavorings. A cheap knockoff of Captain Morgan and not a true rum. Captain Morgan is considered to be the best and most successful pirate in history. Admiral Nelson wasn't even a pirate, he was a British Royal Navy officer. He was an enemy to pirates.
by Jack Sparrow777 March 2, 2010
HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A PERSON WITH DIARRHEA OR COLITIS, IBS, OR OTHER SUCH MEDICAL CONDITION TO MAKE ANAL SEX WET AND MESSY WITH EXCREMENT
I WAS ABOUT TO BUNGHOLE HER WHEN SHE TURNED HER HEAD AND LOOKED OVER HER SHOULDER, SHE ASKED ME "MY IBS IS ACTING UP, WILL THAT BE A PROBLEM?" I BATTENED DOWN THE HATCHES AND GOT READY FOR A REAR ADMIRAL.
by BENDOHVER August 23, 2016
Whilst doing a girl from behind, or up the arse, attempt to walk all the way round a table. Those who complete this are awrded status of rear admiral
by jenm March 6, 2005
An off- brand liquor that is comparable to Captain Morgan. If more than 3-4 shots are taken of this, unusual behavior, easy sex, or violent behavior is the result..!
"Hey man, What wrong with your girl.? She just told me to go fuck myself..?" ........ " Oh, don't worry, thats just the Admiral talkin (Admiral Nelson)... In another shot or two if I don't pay attention, she'll be in the bathroom doing what she told you to do..!
by JohnD1979 July 23, 2013
Ricky May was Admiral Afterworlding until his final days. Goodnight sweet prince and condolences to Jackie Love.
by Roger the Cabin Chirf July 29, 2009
Term for a person who will not keep his hands to himself. (derived from Paul McCartney's "Admiral Halsey" ditty). grab-assing handsey hands off the merchandise grabby grandpa touchy
As soon as we got to our table, John Mayer turned into a regular Admiral Handsey-and he was STILL able to Tweet away on Twitter!
by Mary Nightshade December 23, 2009
by royal TS March 22, 2016