xiao

anemo boy from genshin impact that i love too much. hes so fucking hot and cute at the same time it's insane. he's so lovely and adorable i want him so bad. i want a plush of him just to look at and squeeze and AAAAAAA I WANT XIAO. he's beautiful, golden eyes to green cool tatoos on his arm, has a lot of simps, is cute, and emo i love him so much i totally didn't write this to show my love for xiao to the world ◍•ᴗ•◍

i love xiao so much

by ☆ sydo - xiao's lover November 23, 2021

Xiao

I don't know who you are but i just know that Xiao is much more hotter than you, even though he doesn't exist. he is STILL the most HOTTEST BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUSLY HANDSOMELY ADEPTUS. well ofcourse the other adeptus are also hot, if u simp for madame ping....stay away from me...

Person 1: Did you see the adeptus xiao ???
Person 2: Bruh how are you so late in spice news..
Qiqi: A...man called Xiao...called Qiqi to...heal your...minds...
Person 1: Eyo...WHAT.

Xiao: your minds are....somewhat...scary.

by Human :) August 17, 2021

xiao

a popular person in the game genshin impact

ethan: xiao is so cool bro
me: penis

by ioiipopz_ February 25, 2022

Xiao

Where do I even begin? He is literally the hottest adeptus in all of Liyue. Who is Zhongli? Is that some other adeptus in the game? Standing at about 5'2 but that's because all of his height went somewhere else. And listen to me when I say this man could do absolutely fucking anything to me and I would thank him no matter what. I want to be held between his arms so fucking badly, it's become a need. I want to be filled by this man and I would literally drink all of his bodily fluids with no hesitation. I don't understand how a fictional character can be so fucking cute, so fucking hot, and so fucking sexy all in one. He would literally make you bust a nut right on sight.

Person A: Have you seen Xiao?

Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...

Person A: Now you have. What do you think?

Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.

Person A: Exactly.

by Akai~ February 20, 2023

Xiao

hot genshin impact character that hates almost everyone

Someone: Xiao is really cute!!

by iateallthetoiletpaper August 8, 2021

Xiao

Call out his name when you need help

"XIAO I HAVE A KNIFE IN MY TROATH"
-xiao appears and fixes it-

by ImHornyPlzHelp February 6, 2022

Xiao

Xiao is actually a cuss word in chinese that is used by violent people and it is known to hurt people's emotions very badly. Xiao means vagina in chinese.

Xiao lah you!

by Porrideg February 4, 2021