Tom

Tom is a kind and funny guy who shows that he loves to play shoe tag with the muppets at lunch, however, inside he does not feel like playing shoe tag... In fact, he believes that shoe tag is a fuck up of a game and a waste of time. Sitting on a 'no thot zone' bench most lunchtimes, Tom is the kind of guy you want to be. Tom does what he wants and no one can tell him what to do. Tom may or may not be a 'Fuffa' this is because you may find that your Tom is interested in kissing boys for fun sometimes, wearing dresses and having a pink toothbrush!!! The list could expand but I don't want to target any Tom in particular but instead, I want to aim this at all the Toms out there reading this right now. I hope they know for themselves that being named makes you an extraordinary guy. And having the courage to say to people "call me Tom' when your name is actually Thomas is just utterly respectable. This also links to the point that Tom always does what he wants and just doesn't give a fuck about the haters. Somersby's are a large part in his life and if you don't know what they are then you are truly a fuck up and a fake ass friend. Love ya TOMBAAAAA

Boy 1- "fuck there goes Tom shooting hoops from a weird angle again..... Why can't I be more like him :("

Girl 1- "holy shit! Did you see Toms hair when he runs?!"
Girl 2- "I know!!!! He looks like a living, breathing 21st century Jesus!!!!!"

by shanfan69 May 27, 2019

Tom

an austrailian who won't accept that austrailia sucks as a country

that guy talking about acdc was being a total tom

by robert rodine November 11, 2007

Tom

A cunt.

Have you seen that Tom? What a cunt.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

Tom

Baddest man you could ever meet. Total Viking heathen. Loyalty like no other. And most amazing in bed EVER!

If I could only be a Tom then I'd have the world at my feet

by †VIKING†HEATHEN December 19, 2016

Tom

the name of a person who is by definition a Tool, Asshat, Tryhard. Also a points system which is administered to reflect the level of Toolness, Asshated or Tryharistic behaivour.

"That guy is such an Asshat."
"Yeah he's definatly Tom."

You scored 1000 Tom points for ........ (insert action which is Tollish, Asshated of Tryhardastic)

by shift11111111111 June 15, 2007

Tom

Tom is the definition of class and swagger, he always does what he wants, and seems to make people not sure to smile or cry at his perfection. He tends to be fair skinned with blonde curly hair. He is very talented, especially when it comes to literature, and public speaking, he is very eloquent, and has many girls falling in love with him.

Compatable Matches:
Laura
Chanel
Summer

Girl 1: Have you met the new kid Tom?
Girl 2: No, not yet but he's seems so perfect.
Girl 1: OMG here he comes! Act normal.
Girl 2: He's perf, I can't, MY OVARIES.

by Tumblr451 July 6, 2012

Tom

a guy who cheats

"you tom"
"stop being a tom"

by gfplatino August 29, 2008