The trio of brothers, who made their success by being overly queer which appealed to all of the young girls who love Hanah Montana, the Jonas Brothers should be shot or kicked in the teeth repeatedly until they can actually sing.
Jessica: The Jonas brothers were awesome at their concert last night!
Timmy: What the fuck? Bitch go get your ears checked before I kick the shit out of you!
Timmy: What the fuck? Bitch go get your ears checked before I kick the shit out of you!
by John Hancockk October 20, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. A rather slimey waste that happens when you get addicted or like stupid things such as Hannah Montana, Disney Channel and High School Musical 2.
It makes a "ploosh" noise while coming out of your backside.
It makes a "ploosh" noise while coming out of your backside.
by Linabby October 06, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. When used as a noun, the Jonas Brothers, also known as the Jotards, are a band compiled of three ugly cavemen who try their hands at singing.
However, being unable to speak properly (as they are cavemen going through puberty,) they produce something similar to the sound of a drowning whale.
When used as an adjective, Jonas Brothers may also refer to an unpleasent sight or sound.
However, being unable to speak properly (as they are cavemen going through puberty,) they produce something similar to the sound of a drowning whale.
When used as an adjective, Jonas Brothers may also refer to an unpleasent sight or sound.
(When used as an adjective)
Sam's voice sounded like the Jonas Brothers on stage with a microphone.
Nails on a chalkboard remind me of the Jonas Brothers.
Emerging from the hallway was a horrible man more unsightly than the Jonas Brothers.
Sam's voice sounded like the Jonas Brothers on stage with a microphone.
Nails on a chalkboard remind me of the Jonas Brothers.
Emerging from the hallway was a horrible man more unsightly than the Jonas Brothers.
by Anna Elizabeth von Capulette October 17, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. Some wannabe-Rock Pop band that only gained fame from being on the Disney channel. For some odd reason many people on here try to defend their music(and by people I mean 13 year old girls). You can tell the people defending them are girls because they all post nearly the exact same message. Often overusing the word "amazing" in the wrong context. Think of them as the modern day Hanson.
JB Fan: OMG!!!!! the Jonas Brothers r not gay, thay r tha most amazingly amazing band since the invention of amazing which just so happened to be invented by the Jonas Brothers in the late 1800's in the ancient city of Amazington founded by the greek god Amazingtosinos(btw there is like historical data that links the Jonas Brothers gentically to Amazingtosinos). Until in 1805 the town was plagued by a disease called Amazingitus, which wasnt actually a disease because it only made the Jonas Brothers even more amazing adding to their already vast quantity of amazingness.
Why are they amazing u ask?, because they are like hott n stuff, who knows im just a stupid teenager and i lyke wut they tell me two.
Why are they amazing u ask?, because they are like hott n stuff, who knows im just a stupid teenager and i lyke wut they tell me two.
by quasiasshole October 15, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. 1.A person who has gay threesomes in the bathtub and their moaning results in the main melody to their songs.
2.When one or more of the gayest people of earth form a band and suck each others cock all day.
2.When one or more of the gayest people of earth form a band and suck each others cock all day.
Person1:hey do you see those guys having gay sex over there?!
Person2:Ya
Person1:Those are the Jonas Brothers!
Person2:Ya
Person1:Those are the Jonas Brothers!
by Leonidas23 October 13, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. by windexxxx October 16, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. Buncha fags, who think there super good, and good looking.
not even real music.
Only teen girls who have no Idea what music is listen to these fruits.
Get a life and listen to real music,
like metallica.
not even real music.
Only teen girls who have no Idea what music is listen to these fruits.
Get a life and listen to real music,
like metallica.
by anomynusssssss bitch October 12, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug.