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Club Of Great Looking Gentlemen 

A group that discusses the superiority of men. We discuss how amazing, and great looking each other are. We discuss such topics as the word "spokeswoman" when women should clearly not speak! etc. We are a fine establishment of men, who realize how amazing we are.
"man look how sexy, and better looking they are, compared to me"- Average Woman
"I know! They Must be in the Club Of Great Looking Gentlemen!" - Other Average Woman
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Distinguished Gentlemen

Not a gentle man, "DG's" are in fact flaming homos.
That distinguished gentlemen looks like his ass is sore and his knees are dirty.

new england gentlemen 

The North East leading source for stripclub and adult night life reviews. True gentlemen.
The New England Gentlemen have seen way to many boobs

birmingham gentlemen 

a term of affection(not)for brummie bastards,chaps from the English midlands towm of Birmingham,especially when uttered on the M6 near spaghetti junction."oh dear look at those poor birmingham gentlemen stuck in that traffic jam"
whilst stuck in that traffic jam late home from work, hopefully their wives are indulging in sordid sex sessions with some proper blokes from Beduff!birmingham gentlemen safe journey!

Hispanic Gentlemen 

A euphemism for illegal Mexican day laborers used by San Diegans because they are too politically correct to use the words "Mexican" or "illegal"
person A: "Do you know where I can find some guys to help me move who I can pay in cash?"
person B: "Ahh yes, there are some Hispanic Gentlemen who hang out by the corner store who might be able to help you, sir."

polish gentlemen

when you dick just goes straight limp...nice and soft.
i missed the swedish torpedo and i got myself a polish gentlemen.

MAMTEB GENTLEMEN 

A member or members of the group MAMTEB, who most generally have the following traits: wearing top hats and/or bow ties, being part marmat, and being extremely well-hung.
Mrs. Percy: "Oh, dear. I haven't had my clitoris stimulated or my hedges pruned in the shapes of funny little forest creatures lately. What shall I do?"

Brad Pitt: "Call a Mamteb Gentleman. They are all hotter than I am."

Mrs. Percy. "Okay. You're right. Mamteb Gentlemen always satisfy every desire."
MAMTEB GENTLEMEN by Steven Gardner October 24, 2007