AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES

A dumbass internet meme that revolves around a clip from Disney’s Hercules where those weird ladies on the pottery say “AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES” right before showing a clip of lightning fucking evaporating something random. Usually loud a hell.

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES, HE HURLED HIS THUNDERBOLT-
*gas tank explodes after being struck by lightning*

by SansAUNerd May 5, 2023

Tag along

to go somewhere with a person or group, usually when they have not asked you to go with them originally

Kate was the tag along on a family vacation instead of the boyfriend.

by worldtraveler1998 June 26, 2024

Reykjavic Ride along

The act of riding on the lap of a lady, typically side saddle or straddling, kissing & cuddling her while she performs & or enjoys certain acts . I.E urinating, defecating, receiving sexual stimulation etcetera. The Reykjavik ride along gets its name from when Viking shield maidens took a shining to some of their captives & wished to keep them close at all times, due to their physical strength they could easily handle a full grown Anglo Saxon sat astride them while they undertook a myriad of sexual & or lavatory activities.

When I walked the vicars wide home last night, she invited me in for a Reykjavic ride along. I spent the whole evening sat astride her, on her lap while she used the vicar as her own personal toilet. She is a very accommodating host.

by Filth incarnate March 31, 2024

as you go along

To do something without preparing it beforehand

Learning how to become a parent takes time. It's a skill you learn as you go along .

by Bianca.ve June 29, 2017

Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?

What you eye-twinklingly ask a buddy, infirm/elderly neighbor, cute chick, etc. when you both know dat you're merely asking said other person if he/she wants to ride along wif you on a simple shopping and/or errands-running trip into town.

Asking someone, "Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?" can yield benefits not just for you, but for da other person, too --- not only will he be providing you wif pleasant/entertaining companionship on your otherwise-boring-and-ordinary sojourn, but it may also allow HIM to accomplish one or more desired activities of his own while he's in said business district, such as stocking up on groceries/housewares, doing laundry, etc. Plus of course, he will be able to perform said tasks more easily, economically, safely, etc, than if he'd had to either make said "trip to da big city" all by himself, or get someone else to do it for him.

by QuacksO August 17, 2023

Tag-along

A person who is a replacement for an individual, usually when they were not in the original plan

Kate was the tag-along on the vacation even though it was supposed to be the boyfriend.

by worldtraveler1998 June 22, 2024

rub along

cope or manage without undue difficulty.

"they rub along because their overheads are so low"

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025