Shling along

Slang term for slinging penises along.

Guess what! I had some tasty shling along this weekend. He can really pound it!

by Sickygnargnar January 05, 2022

Infamous ride along

A cop ride along when you're arrested

Friend: u been isolating from depression again?
Me: no I had an infamous ride along and went to jail

by lilsamsixty9 June 08, 2021

Reykjavic Ride along

The act of riding on the lap of a lady, typically side saddle or straddling, kissing & cuddling her while she performs & or enjoys certain acts . I.E urinating, defecating, receiving sexual stimulation etcetera. The Reykjavik ride along gets its name from when Viking shield maidens took a shining to some of their captives & wished to keep them close at all times, due to their physical strength they could easily handle a full grown Anglo Saxon sat astride them while they undertook a myriad of sexual & or lavatory activities.

When I walked the vicars wide home last night, she invited me in for a Reykjavic ride along. I spent the whole evening sat astride her, on her lap while she used the vicar as her own personal toilet. She is a very accommodating host.

by Filth incarnate March 31, 2024

Bugger Along

Walking or stumbling along not giving a shit while your friends talk to each other and ignore you. People usually do it when they are bored or anti sociable.

"Oh i may as well bugger along."

by ToxiicPrototyper September 16, 2012

Move along Betty

When you have enough of someone’s shit and want them to leave.

I’m going out tonight and if you don’t like it, you can move along Betty.

by LukeyFerr March 21, 2025

the friends we made along the way

A trope used majorly in pop culture, often used to depict something that had no value or meaningful outcome to it. The origin of this trope is unknown.

Maybe the flash mob was the friends we made along the way.

by Post Boleyn March 30, 2024

Right All Along

And now it is time for the "Right all along" dance. 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺

Hym "The level of 'Right all along avoidance' going on here is like something out of the twilight zone! You have influencers, politicians, psychologists, and celebrities FALLING ALL OVER THEMSELVES for ABSOLUTELY NO OTHER REASON then to avoid eating crow! It's bizarre! It's wrong! And THE ABSOLUTE SIMPLEST, CHILD LIFE SAVING SOLUTION... Is nothing other than ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG AND TELL ME THAT I AM RIGHT! All this to avoid living in reality! It is sickening! It's pathetic! You have embarrassed whatever God you claim to worship and you spit in it's face by refusing to live within the confines of the reality it created."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2025