whiz-race

The impromptu "time-contest" that you are forced to wage with an approaching vehicle when you step off da sidewalk to pee and there is little concealing "cover"; you therefore have to actively "hurry your bladder" in a desperate effort to "drain yer radiator" quickly enough to "beat da clock" --- i.e., to finish "whizzing" and get your pants zipped back up before the "whizzing" car gets close enough for its occupants to catch sight of you wif yer tallywacker out.

I try to always choose a thickly-vegetated spot in which to take a leak when I'm out walking along country lanes, but occasionally there is such a lengthy stretch of sparse bush-growth that I am unable to "hold it" long enough to eventually reach denser roadside-foliage; I therefore have to "hold a whiz-race" if I hear one or more vehicles approaching in the distance.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

race ist

Race ist is when you hate racing. Including racing games, racing, racing movies, just all of it.

Person A: hey man wanna play a racing game?
Person B: nah man I'm race ist

by A coool persone June 5, 2022

raving and racing

To blast loud music in your car that pumps you up (preferably Swedish House Mafia or Eminem), and go at least 15-20 miles above the speed limit without getting caught.

Will: Hey, did you hear how AJ got his 4th speeding ticket this year?
Jason: Yeah, sounds like he doesn't fully understand what raving and racing is.

by Fast but Safe Driver February 19, 2019

block racing

block racing also know as sim racing its where blocks go around conveyor belts

Person 1: what you doing. person 2: doing a sim race Its also called block racing

by simracingiscool November 30, 2021

race hot

A woman who would be deemed unacceptable in regular society due to her figure or scantily clad clothing is deemed hott while inside the confinements of NASCAR. Thus being deemed, race hot.

"Women wearing outfits that would be deemed illegal in 27 of the 50 states in America. Normal society would turn their heads at the women wearing these outfits . . . because it didn’t matter if they were 105 lbs or 280 lbs, the dress was all the same and it was beautiful." It was race hot!
--NASCAR 101: How to Mullet Hunt and Survive

by NameL June 15, 2008

aids race

Where three or more individuals all try to get aids first

"aye yo bro I'm finna kick yo ass in our next aids race"

by Mr.fluffy face March 26, 2018

Booty Race

The obligatory race for female attention that most guys will participate in at least once in their lives. Can be the impetus for fights, bad decision making, bodily danger, etc.

The great Booty Race goes on...

by PeeishNefenes May 29, 2020