In the UK and the Commonwealth, a strongly derogatory and deliberately vulgar term for a buzzword, signifying that it is worthless and meaningless jargon. Wank words may be short phrases as well as single words. The word is most often used of corporate, official, or academic language.
Also, wank-word bingo: See example. Also known as buzzword bingo or bullshit bingo in various places throughout the English-speaking world.
Also, wank-word bingo: See example. Also known as buzzword bingo or bullshit bingo in various places throughout the English-speaking world.
Before the meeting, Rose slipped everyone a sheet of paper. Each piece was ruled into a 5x5 grid of squares. Each square was filled in with a typical corporate wank word, and each sheet had a different combination of wank words.
Rose told everybody that they could make the meeting more interesting by playing wank-word bingo. She advised everyone to mark off any wank word Sir Charles uttered, and that the first person to mark off five in a line, vertically, horizontally, or diagonally, would be the winner.
Sir Charles began his presentation, and quickly came to speak of mission, vision, rightsizing, human capital, synergies, ecosystems, stakeholders, taking ownership, performance challenges, and negative outcomes. When he spoke the word "solutions", Nigel jumped up and yelled "BINGO!" Hasty and not entirely plausible explanations had to be made immediately after.
(Note: All of the above names and characters are fictional. The characters bear only coincidental resemblance to any specific individuals.)
Rose told everybody that they could make the meeting more interesting by playing wank-word bingo. She advised everyone to mark off any wank word Sir Charles uttered, and that the first person to mark off five in a line, vertically, horizontally, or diagonally, would be the winner.
Sir Charles began his presentation, and quickly came to speak of mission, vision, rightsizing, human capital, synergies, ecosystems, stakeholders, taking ownership, performance challenges, and negative outcomes. When he spoke the word "solutions", Nigel jumped up and yelled "BINGO!" Hasty and not entirely plausible explanations had to be made immediately after.
(Note: All of the above names and characters are fictional. The characters bear only coincidental resemblance to any specific individuals.)
by Leslie Doppler Hammond March 17, 2008
A piece of shit word-processing program that lets you create text documents... but before you do, it'll auto-edit (incorrectly, that is) your words, grammar, while sometimes it just wants to auto-format your work when you don't want it to. Mis-clicked anything? Highlighted some text? Well, for some mysterious reason, it'll move it to another text file because it's a flaming piece of crap. This is from Microsoft, people! Multi-billion dollar computer company! It can't even create a reliable word processing program!
I just want to create an essay! Don't fuckin' change my text font size to 10! Fucking shit! I don't want Arial, you flaming pile of horse shit, Times New Roman you mother fuckin' shitrag!
What the fuck? NO, I just want to fucking add an image!
5 MB!? Are you fucked?
Asshole! Get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! Fuck!
Microsoft Word? More like "Microsoft Fucks You". FUCK.
What the fuck? NO, I just want to fucking add an image!
5 MB!? Are you fucked?
Asshole! Get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! Fuck!
Microsoft Word? More like "Microsoft Fucks You". FUCK.
by Babababaasascscvdgbdrv November 22, 2009
1. A cool person who spends way too much time reading definitions off of urbandictionary.com
2. A total GEEK who passes time by insightfully expanding his.her vocabulary by frequenting dictionary.com
2. A total GEEK who passes time by insightfully expanding his.her vocabulary by frequenting dictionary.com
by sanitywasntthatgreatanyway May 6, 2005
by CultistOfJimmy November 8, 2018
A word used to induce a positive response or association in the person hearing or reading it. Commonly used to appeal to people's emotions rather than their reasoning, and thereby get them on your side.
Antonym: snarl word
Antonym: snarl word
George Bush peppered his discourse around his war plans with phrases intended to associate an invasion of Iraq with "peace" and "freedom."
"For all who love freedom and peace, the world without Saddam Hussein's regime is a better and safer place."
-- George W. Bush
"For all who love freedom and peace, the world without Saddam Hussein's regime is a better and safer place."
-- George W. Bush
by frickinmuck April 20, 2005
WARNING: this definition contains mature content and memes not suitable for people aged under 13
Anyways, swear words are words that can be used to piss people off.
Anyways, swear words are words that can be used to piss people off.
fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, nigger, nigga, ass, butt, bugger, bloody, jack off, faggot, fag, whore, beastiality, incest, pedo, balls, clitoris, damn, God damn, eat shit, gringo, gook, retard, bastard, prick, dick, cock, penis, vagina, pussy, wetback, asshole, dildo, Mrs. Choksondik, paki, spastic, kraut, pikey, taff, Barbra Streisand, hell, go die, spic, cholo, Down syndrome, autism, pimp, prostitute, prostitution, horny, sex, molest, pedophile, horny-ass, faggot-ass, prostitute your mom, yo mama, fuckjew, Jew, muff, merde, 69, cunnilingus, 71 (which is 69 with two fingers up), fap, masturbate, fapper, WTF, STFU, GTFO, OMFG, BAMF (bad ass mother fucker), motherfucker, brotherfucker, sisterfucker, sexual, jerkoff, secks, bugger off, wanker, wank, masturbator, nig, jiggaboo, carpet muncher, fudge packer, clit, clit chewer, anal, anus, anal rocket, suck my balls, suck, kike, niglet, fags, coon, cum, cumshot, suck my, sucks, badass, molester, pedofile, ass hole, sh1t, jerk, punkass, ballsack, nutsack, crazy-ass, looney, cretin, and most importantly... FUCK YOU!!! Those are swear words.
by the April 13, 2021
something that a black person and other races can say, but a white dude cannot. the reason being is because the black man was a slave back in the day, and the white devil was a "cracka". Therefore, they have the right to say the word.
black guy: wut up cracka?
white guy: wut up nigga?
*black guy punches white guy for being racist*
black guy: don't EVER say the nigga again!
*black guy turns to his black friends and says wud up my
niggas?*
The n word is the oldest double standard ever.
white guy: he just called you the n word
black guy: what is the n word?
white guy: nigga
*black guy punches white guy*
white guy: wut up nigga?
*black guy punches white guy for being racist*
black guy: don't EVER say the nigga again!
*black guy turns to his black friends and says wud up my
niggas?*
The n word is the oldest double standard ever.
white guy: he just called you the n word
black guy: what is the n word?
white guy: nigga
*black guy punches white guy*
by mike matel April 22, 2007