A piece of shit word-processing program that lets you create text documents... but before you do, it'll auto-edit (incorrectly, that is) your words, grammar, while sometimes it just wants to auto-format your work when you don't want it to. Mis-clicked anything? Highlighted some text? Well, for some mysterious reason, it'll move it to another text file because it's a flaming piece of crap. This is from Microsoft, people! Multi-billion dollar computer company! It can't even create a reliable word processing program!
I just want to create an essay! Don't fuckin' change my text font size to 10! Fucking shit! I don't want Arial, you flaming pile of horse shit, Times New Roman you mother fuckin' shitrag!
What the fuck? NO, I just want to fucking add an image!
5 MB!? Are you fucked?
Asshole! Get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! Fuck!
Microsoft Word? More like "Microsoft Fucks You". FUCK.