One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde Alisyn Camerota.
"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert
by Funny Foes of Fox and Friends September 27, 2010
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Strong as an OX.
Hey Jerry, if you need help moving that piano just call Super Steve. He's strong as an Ox.
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A negative force who will want everyone, and I mean everyone want to turn heterophobic. He is a sort of teenage mail Karen.
Fucking Blonde Steve, I hate Blonde Steve.”
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Getting ridiculously drunk prior to an event or occasion of which you were assigned an important role. "Steving" is getting too drunk to effectively perform said role.
"At the pregame for his cousin's wedding, Steven found himself Steving again - and just like that, we were down a groomsman."
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A very rare being, one with a maggot or small penis. his homosexuality keeps him going as it is so strong. He is willing to do anything for other men.
Hey look over there its Steve Maggotgate

Watch out, he might penetrate your ass!
by Anonymous. N December 15, 2008
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A sexual act between two people one whom acts as Steve Irwin and shouts phrases such as “Crickey, It’s off the richter” and “Have a go at this beauty”, the other acts as a wild person that the Steve impersonator has to capture this can be achieved through physical force or the use of ropes. The game ends when either Steve or the wild person successfully inserts a finger in the anus of the other the one who has a finger in the anus shouts “Crikey”.
Boyfriend: (Attempting to capture girlfriend whilst acting as Steve Irwin) “Woooo, we got a wild one here, just hold still not gunna hurt ya”.
Girlfriend: (Successfully inserts finger into anus of Boyfriend) “You forgot I am the master at this game”
Boyfriend: “Ohhh awww….. Crikey!”
Girlfriend: “I win the Steve Irwining game again.”
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