Ed sheeran

Ed sheeran is the most hottest man to ever exist on this world. If you ever meet a Ed Sheeran, consider yourself lucky. Gingers are usually very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very horrid...but not this ginger. Ed will find you. Dont open your closet at 3am after saying Ed's name three times, spinning in a circle with 6 pounds of mustard in your hair, playing the flute, while ed sheerans song plays in the back at exactly level 25 of volume. If you do those actions, ed sheeran will come for you. He will be with you in your dreams.

"Ed sheeran! Ed sheeran! Ed shera-"
Everyone else: "DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!!"
John: "Ed Sheeran is hot"

by Soggy.bread.123 January 20, 2021

Ed from dripping

A man who says he will call and sound 100% down with it and then never does and he won’t talk for weeks but then say he loves you and will call another time

Aw man don’t pull an Ed from dripping

by Haleybugggg April 22, 2025

Arkady Babchenko-ed

The act of faking your own death, and coming back from the dead less than 24 hours later due to some circumstances that need to be handled.

Bro, Stacy ditched an exam but then Kira's party was that same night so she Arkady Babchenko-ed it.

Dude, I might need to Arkady Babchenko this weekend...I need to do go to the dentist, then meet that brat Krista.

by Anna Winchester June 11, 2018

Ed

This is like the word sped. Use this when u wanna call someone retarded or stupid

“Nigga u hella ed😂”

by Bignigga281 October 19, 2022

Ed Hiemer

having alzheimer affects/effects from t.h.c edibles.

I ate 100m.g of those pot edibles I became Ed Hiemer for 5 hours.

by Stovepipemcginty September 15, 2021

Ed

Absolute stud.
Has a 10 inch penis and is extremely attractive

Look that’s Ed I want him to pound me

by Jigglywiggler May 29, 2022

ed ward

Where a grown man goes when they had a total meltdown: the state puts them on psych hold for a while.

Bro #1 says:
"Hey man, we heard he didn't make it to the bar last February.."

Bro #2 responds:
"Yeah, he took a cold bath in the lake and traded his phone for a ride to the ED Ward. The meltdown is all over social media"

by coldmeltdown March 3, 2025