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Mike Pence 

Mike Pence
/mīk, pens/
noun
noun: Mike Pence; plural noun: Mike Pences; informal: Pence; informal plural: Pences;

1.

a devotee of a Donald J Trump, cause, or activity.

"not a freethinker and a follower of Trump"

synonyms: bitch, henchman, minion, lackey, servant, sidekick

"the President's closest 'Mike Pence'"

disciple, apostle, supporter, defender, champion;

believer, true believer, worshiper

"a follower of Donald J Trump"

fan, enthusiast, admirer, devotee, lover, supporter, adherent

"followers of Donald J Trump's idiocies"

2.

a person who moves or travels behind Donald J Trump.

3.

A.

a person who hates the sexual choices of others despite his own sexual appetite pertaining to bestiality.

synonyms: hypocrite

B.

a person who hates or fears homosexual people
1.

A.

Formal: Man, this guy is a crazy Mike Pence, look at him getting wet listening to that bigot!;

Informal: Look at those idiots kissing Donald J Trump's Ass, they are a bunch of Pences!

B.

Barb E. Dahl: Why would John agree with the President's racist remarks, Ken?

Ken Dahl: Well Barb, he is an absolute Mike Pence.
2.
Look at how he is attached to Donald Trump's ass; he is a total Mike Pence.
3.

A.

Neil: Look at how he treats the other people's sexual choices!

Bob: I don't know why, because he fucks donkeys.

Swalla: What a Mike Pence!

B.

Donald Trump has reversed protections for the LGBTQIA community showing his true Mike Pence colors.
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Peach Out 

a word used in place of "Peace Out" Started as a misspelling of the original form but became it's own. often used in chat.
Person1: Hey I g2g.
Person2: Peach out!
Peach Out by SheWolf_of_UD November 16, 2010

peach balls 

When a dude's nut sack is tightened as to look like a tennis ball or, a peach.
Dude....your peach balls are hot !
Ginger guys always have an awesome pink peach.
peach balls by low hangers November 24, 2013

peach'd it 

Getting a low roll on a board game when a high roll is needed. Normally associated with the Mario Party franchise.
"Ok cmon, I need a 10 to win!"
*Rolls 1"
"You Peach'd it"
peach'd it by Livvy_Senpai December 8, 2014

peach snapper

Generally a male who wears a white Tommy Bahama shirt and pink snapper shorts. He spends his time stealing the anal virginities of men and women alike.
Collin: My asshole hurts...
Victor: Why?
*Suddenly Brandon walks in*
Brandon: IT WAS ME THE PEACH SNAPPER!
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"it's actually PEACQ bro"
PEACQ by nielniel July 4, 2019