The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.
Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.
by EBT03 May 5, 2019
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When someone sucks Nutella off of your balls while rubbing ice cubes on your nipples.
Bro, she tried giving me an Italian Chocolate Freezie last night. It was different... But I do recommend.
by mikenike711 April 5, 2014
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Having Nutella sucked off of ones nuts while ice cubes are rubbed on the nipples.
Bob: Janet tried the Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: Hard to come when your balls are covered in chocolate.
by Bob with Joe April 6, 2014
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The act of eating Nutella off of a man's genitals while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.
"Dude, Jennifer gave me an Italian chocolate freezie last night!"

"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"

"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."
by acedude69 April 5, 2014
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A sexual act where the partner licks Nutella off of a man's scrotum while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.
Yo, my last night my bitch gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie. It was pretty awesome but I had some nippy nips afterwards.
by davidkones April 5, 2014
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When you tie a girl up on a cross and whip her hard nipples with an olive vine until they bleed.
Did you hear that Warren did the Italian Crucifixion to Heather last night?
by El wapo August 26, 2017
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