When the men and women from come together into a giant line, plant themselves on a road and then they all spread open their asscheeks far and wide forming a massive mile-long cheek-opened line of people in form of protest.
holy fuuck dude i just saw a Mile-Long Spread
by Rionox February 15, 2023
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Pouring a beer off of an apartment balcony or any elevated surface into the mouth of a passerby below while yelling "long distance chug!"
by psuchamp March 31, 2011
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Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal.

It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
"Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"
by Acid Laced PenguiN August 7, 2009
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A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.
-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.

-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?

-Eh same thing.

(Written by a long distance whore)
by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023
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A Noun- Funny smooth foreign exchange student who likes american girls and get's more ass then a toliet seat.

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Girl 1: Did you see the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's sooo foriegn!
Girl 3: Oh Long Duk Dong!
by KeiraTheFox August 8, 2010
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(n.) A tall, skinny person. Usually in the legal proffession.
Lawyer: Listen to me, we can't...

Guy: Shut the fuck up you long streak of piss
by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004
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