Carew

One who is awkward and cringing despite rating themselves as a social adonis. Regularly found using a fake laugh in public, pumping extra volume into it to ensure everybody knows they are in the room. Usually ends nights bashing the hammer, claiming to mates that they took someone home and did the deed until sunrise.

Person 1: 'Who invited that guy? He's such a Carew'
Person 2: 'Yeah what a cock'

Carew by Reigatians Clubman November 17, 2014

Hot Cakes 

The powder a fat person puts on in the creases of their body. When it gets hot and sweaty, it becomes a hot cake. UMMM!

It's so hot out I'm making hot cakes under my boobs!

You can see her hot cakes on her back through her tube top.

Hot Cakes by MKWACJL@25 July 8, 2010

gettin' cakes 

-if you're hookin-up with a girl or getting some pussy, youre gettin cakes
-it can be used in past, present and future tense:

-past tense: i got cakes

-present tense: im gettin cakes

-future tense: im gunna try to get some cakes tonight

i was gettin' cakes from this girl
yo bro, did you get any cakes at the party last night?
im tryin to get some cakes from your sister

gettin' cakes by mizzohl September 1, 2010

mariah carey 

a high pitched sqeaky lil weasal voice which is overhyped and old.
when was the last time since you heard from mariah? since glitter?

MARIAH CAREY ISNT HOT DUDE SHE LOOKS LIKE A RAT SHES ABOUT A 4 OR 5 ON A 1-10 SCALE. 4 AT BEST.

mariah carey is overhyped and her singing sucks and she reminds me of a sewer rat , UGH THAT FACE.- MARIAH SCARY.

mariah carey by rAPJ February 24, 2005

greezy cakes 

(n) Given to someone with the intent to shut them up.

"Yo, i'm gonna give greg the greezy cakes if he doesn't shut up."

"nice"

greezy cakes by EFitz08 February 12, 2006

Dirty Carys 

To achieve a full dirty carys you need a whole cucumber and handcuffs.

Put the lady face down, cuff her hands behind her back and insert the cucumber in her bum. Whilst fingering her g spot, push the cucumber deeper, and put your cock in her mouth.

I did a dirty carys last night, don't have anything from the salad drawer!

Dirty Carys by SquirrelyNutkins June 5, 2020

Sweet Cuppin' Cakes 

The name of the "crazy cartoon" Strong Bad made up.www.homestarrunner.com. Main Characters: Cowcopter, Eh!Steve!, The Wheelchair, Strong Bad.

In a crazy cartoon, the title has nothing to do with the cartoon so let's call it uh.."Sweet Cuppin' Cakes"!

Sweet Cuppin' Cakes by SCOTT! May 16, 2003