Fart-Arsing

carrying out a series of small tasks while on the way out the door, delaying your departure. Fart arseing is often an infectious activity and can quickly spread across a group, severely undermining their ability to actually go anywhere.

Alex is really fart-arsing about now, that's going to make us so late...but actually while he's at it maybe I have time to redo my eyeliner.

by Bettibipbop July 6, 2017

aftersex farts

When the sex is so good that you fart really loud after.... and no it's not a queef.

My girlfriend and I had such good sex that my aftersex farts were heard by the neighbors.

by 2hot4you December 10, 2013

baloney fart

Baloney Fart is when someone is lazy as hell as eats nothing but cheap supermarket cold cuts laced with nitrogen. The nitrogen in the cold cuts acts as an accelerant for propelling the rot of "mystery meat" from the farter's anus and makes for major mayhem.

Yo! Weasel tore ass with another one of his trademarked baloney farts.

by nyctaoist May 29, 2008

Brain Fart

When something you were going to say but the thought escaped your memory and doesn't return.

I have an idea but now I don't remember what it was, it was just on the tip of my tongue--ugg brain fart!

by SomethingAmiss February 4, 2015

squat fart

When you squat and fart comes out due to pressure/ compression.

Billy was in a squat position while waiting for the football to be passed to him and when he squatted, he released his gas.

He pulled a squat fart.

by Melrose! December 21, 2009

Passion Fart

The inadvertant release of gas emitted in the deepest moment of passionate love-making.

"Rodney was hoping that Sylvia was too busy screaming in ecstasy to hear his passion fart last night while making love to her."

by wkjbear April 12, 2010

Fart Enjoyment

The act of farting and then enjoying the smell of ones own fart.

I had a burrito earlier today. I'm looking forward to some fart enjoyment time later.

by xannixon September 10, 2010