Non fic

“Non fic” is a laid-back, Southern California spin on saying “this actually happened”—short for non-fiction, but with more sneakers-and-sunset energy. It’s what you drop when something sounds made up but isn’t. Like “no cap” or “deadass,” it signals that the story you’re telling is real—even if it shouldn’t be.

We found a possum in the Uber. No one blinked. Non fic.

“The dude brought his mom to the first date. Non fic.”

“She really booked a flight just to break up with him in person. Non fic.”

by Chriszamora13 July 01, 2025

non-stander

Any female. Given this name because the inferior gender cannot take a piss standing up.

Go eat a dick non-stander!

I hate when you shit on me for being born without a y-chromosome!!!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

chick-non

Vegan chicken, fake chicken

Do you want a chick-non wrap?

by Sheldons_pennies March 14, 2024

non-feminist art major

That one girl that nobody knew and thought was weird. You started talking to her, she has a full understanding of sarcastic comedy, sorta cute, good fashion sense, but lazy. You were friends with her for too long so she doesn't take any advances seriously, even though she's never had a boyfriend.

Damn, I wish I was with that non-feminist art major right now, we'd be laughing and drinking a nice glass of white wine while discussing what would happen if an aborted fetus were put into a blender.

by JigglyPuffinYourMom August 11, 2015

non-binary gender

Genders that are neither masculine (boy or man) and nor feminine (girl or woman).

Non-binary gender.

by Truculine January 25, 2025

Non-Plain English

Isslie Ebonics, too dam broke tho, mor so thear da shit.

"They speak in non-plain english when theres Chainz din Fi-Ah". Ekskuz my tung sol, but i kant go round givn them Nok toomuh noledge

by H.N.I.C. K.A.B. March 09, 2020

non-intelligo

(from the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo): \

a) rural, uneducated and media brainwashed person
b) even if the person is educated, they still aren't versed in Latin and therefore don't know what the phrase damno quod non intelligo means in Latin

the word non-intelligo, definition a), can be used a less offensive synonym for a hilly-billy.

by Sexydimma December 05, 2016