3 definitions by Lukibukifukiyouuu

The art of anal sex when your girlfriend's/wife's former lunch came splattered all over your penis.
Fred: Girl, u got me paintjobb'd
Karen: eeuckkk!!
by Lukibukifukiyouuu April 28, 2023
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Something is impossible to define, or exceedingly rare, used by Australian travellers in the vicinity Southeast Asia.

Egbert: "Let's paint the Mona Lisa by an elephant!"

Murgatroyd: "you dork! That's rare as chickenfangs, a non - word, you numbskull!

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by Lukibukifukiyouuu October 4, 2023
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When a patient keeps the curtains closed for some privacy, the nurse or CNA does the things that he/she needs to do, e.g. lunch, then he/she, upon departing, leaves the curtains open. Perhaps it's a glitch in the job description.
Patient: "please close the curtains"

Visitor: "okay." (Visitor closes the curtains)
--- One hour interval --- (patient eats lunch ) nurse "accidentally" leaves the curtains open
Visitor: "why's the curtains open?"
Patient: "because the nurse keeps leaving them open."
Visitor: "why don't you close it?
Patient: "because the nurse left them open." ...
Visitor: "sorry, pal, the nurse has krychtiphilia.l
Patient: " wtf... "
by Lukibukifukiyouuu November 7, 2023
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