Pass A Jell-O Shot

When a menstruating person passes a heaping glob of uterus that comes out hella chunky and heavy. They look down at this in utter horror and it usually entails demolished panties and lost Hope (PMS). They're rare but deadly when passed. Imagine running a metal fork through Black Cherry Jell-O fifty times to scramble it up before pouring it into a cup; that's the puberty equivalent to this. Bonus Points if you pass one in a Menstrual Cup and you behold your excretion astounded before watching it sludge out into the toilet before rinsing in the sink.
1) "How would you describe periods, but instead of literal blood it comes out chunky and heavy?" "Oh, thats when you Pass A Jell-O Shot! My mom calls it that, it's nasty but that doesn't mean you have anything wrong with you."

2) "JESUS CHRIST THIS LOOKS SO NASTY, I THINK I JUST PASSED A FUCKIN' JELL-O SHOT! UGH!"

3) Claire had only changed her menstrual cup two hours ago, but found herself already feeling a leak in her bottoms. She ran to the bathroom only to find she had Passed a Jell-O Shot in the middle of her date at Applebee's. She survived the sudden uterus bombing with pride as she cleaned the war mess and returned to her booth a beaming survivor; No panties were tossed in shame this night.
by Dr. Huskapella February 24, 2019
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Da ultimate in parodied version of da cranky grammar-lesson term dat we all hated dealing wif in middle school; da teacher would probably have a major uptight hissy-fit (i.e., she would get really "tense") if any of her students made such a mockery of said word-type label. Here, it refers to a gala outdoor get-together whereby everyone hangs out in crappy camping-enclosures dat most folks would just walk right by (i.e., dey would have just "passed by these tents" to look for better-designed models to purchase) at da sporting-goods store, and where dey politely drink from containers wif straws or dispensing-spouts instead of just guzzlingly chugging said beverage-containers' contents in huge noisy messy gulps.
Da "Bionic Woman" star Jaime Sommers was known for being very easy-going and creatively "thinking outside da box" when it came to her teaching job (for example, she would often have her students arrange their desks in a circle to represent a cell or molecule), so if her pupils gigglingly asked to play a "visual pun" joke on her for April Fools Day to break up da monotany of English class, she'd likely be good-natured enough to allow dem to do so. I can imagine her astonishment, though, when --- after an extended "close you eyes and don't look" period while her mischievous "little rascals" were preparing said uproarious prank for her, she saw dat dey had fully transformed her classroom into a "passed-tents party-sipple" scene, complete wif an entire "community" of surplus-merchandise-level fabric-walled sleeping-structures and toddler-type enclosed drinking-glasses dat da students would all be imbibing water or juice from.
by QuacksO May 19, 2022
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Fuck me in the ass pass

When something is so good you’d let someone fuck you in the ass to have it
Oh my gosh that carrot cake was definitely a fuck me in the ass pass
by Kingbyng March 06, 2022
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Meme pass

Something Aaron doesn’t have
Stop sending memes when you don’t have a meme pass you uncultured swine
by RiceCream69_ March 24, 2019
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Another way of saying, "I'm picking up what you're putting down"
Someone says "do you know what I mean?" And you respond "yes, I'm sniffing what you are passing"
by Incognudo November 08, 2023
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Hall Pass

A term used to describe the one person who doesn’t fit within your Sexual preference but you would date/be-with regardless. Someone who, if given the chance, you would go against your sexuality for and not think twice about it. Typically given to a Celebrity crush, or a person who more than likely wouldn’t be with you. It could honestly be your best friend, but to classify them as a Hall Pass, they would have to be the 1 Exception. This term works best referring with, but not limited to, Heterosexual, Homosexual, or Asexual individuals.

Note : Typically you are allowed 1 Hall Pass, entailing your 1 exception, but under certain circumstances you can argue your case for another. This extreme circumstance can grant you at most 2 total.
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A heterosexual Male, Josh, is attracted only to females, but has a Man-crush on his gym-bro, Mike. Mike would then be Josh’s Hall Pass.

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Girl 1 : “Girl, did you see *insert name* in this photo?!”

Girl 2 : “Dude, yes! She is so hot. I don’t swing that way… but if she ever came my way, I’d be hers, no questions asked.”

Girl 1 : “Lmao, she’s your Hall Pass then.”
by The Pessimistic Translator April 28, 2024
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