A diminutive imp-like being of supposed British/Saxon origin. It is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. It tends to castrate it's victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. Can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against Computer Geniuses and/or Message Board Members.
You, sir, are a Penis Goblin.
by Morphine Child January 20, 2004
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A word to describe someone who has a face that looks like a penis.
Have you looked in the mirror lately, penis face?
by Jackson January 25, 2004
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An extra flap of skin hanging off of the penis possibly containing puss.
by Leagerlog May 5, 2009
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A magical monkey-like creature that sits on your pubic hair.
"Marcus says he has 7 penis monkeys."
"Well then he must have A LOT of pubic hair to hold them up"
by Penismonkey2000 June 28, 2012
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penis swag is when you gain swag by showing people your penis and they think it is outstanding.
Guy1 "hey did you show that girl your penis"

Guy2 " yeah and she liked it"
Guy1 " wow, you got penis swag"
by Madcon April 27, 2015
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A Micro penis is a penis of one inch or less. Men with Micro penises have been cursed by god. In most cases for good reason. Men with micro penises are easily identifiable by their weak jaw lines, small hands, and erratic behavior.
A man with micro penis would start a war for his personal vanity, like the 2022 war in Ukraine or attempt a coup against American Democracy over hurt feelings because of a lost election like what happened on January 6 2021.
by IronMikey April 4, 2023
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A quick drawing of a cock and balls which you perform on your classmate's notes when they fall asleep / aren't paying attention in class.

Can also be used as a verb, as in the act of speed penising.
"Check out how many speed penises we got on Phil's notebook while he was in the bathroom."

"Wow, you got speed penised bad, bro."
by TheCocksman February 29, 2008
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