A type of Headline Stress Disorder where an individual suffers from intense social and emotional stress, anxiety, depression, and social resentment during and, depending on the election results, shortly after election season for about a month or two. It is caused by the intense negativity of political campaigns, social media, and the media. Generally, women are more likely to get it than men.
Evan: Marissa has been very anxious and depressed lately for some reason. You wouldn’t happen to know why would you?
Timothy: She suffers from intense election stress disorder. Because election started three weeks ago, the media is already getting very nasty about it and the social media companies have already began showing political ads, which is stressing her out.
Evan: I wish I could help her somehow.
Timothy: I read online that being around to talk and support her emotionally can help as well as when you’re with her, try not to talk about politics.
Evan: Thanks, I’ll try that.
Timothy: She suffers from intense election stress disorder. Because election started three weeks ago, the media is already getting very nasty about it and the social media companies have already began showing political ads, which is stressing her out.
Evan: I wish I could help her somehow.
Timothy: I read online that being around to talk and support her emotionally can help as well as when you’re with her, try not to talk about politics.
Evan: Thanks, I’ll try that.
by Vanguard 1998 April 26, 2021
* Person A - i have "language auditory processing disorder.."
* person B - you mean the 45 second rule?! ;)
* person A - .............................................yeah!"
* person B - you mean the 45 second rule?! ;)
* person A - .............................................yeah!"
by littlejellies September 22, 2011
When one feels the need to constantly tense and flex their muscles in a manner to look big and strong
by Habakcbakag April 12, 2019
Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.
Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.
by Hoboken AK-47 January 16, 2016
A subset of PTSD that directly affects former employees of ID.me.
Symptoms Include:
-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior
Symptoms Include:
-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior
Wow! my Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) has really been acting up lately. I found myself yelling at the cashier at my local bodega when she asked to see my ID when checking out with my 6 pack.
by PalindromeHannaH May 2, 2023
An Individual or group of individuals displaying motivations for their behaviors solely based on the acquisition of resources in the most efficient and corporate based manner. What is profitable and 'good for the company' is a metaphor that drives their entire life outlook and moral/social philosophy.
"I swear Tony would sell his own children for the right price, I wonder if he has any emotions at all." "yeah, That new corporate job has given him cost affective disorder"
by duitbrains June 12, 2014
When you have a small or under average foot and the reason for his is to wait her nibble off the ends or to tape the toes dumbass girls do this for attention.
Justin: ur feet are tiny u ugly hoe
Waverly: omg thanks I just bit the back part off *blushes*
Justin: u have problems u ugly whore
Waverly : I know heheh
Justin : u have Small foot disorder
Waverly: omg thanks I just bit the back part off *blushes*
Justin: u have problems u ugly whore
Waverly : I know heheh
Justin : u have Small foot disorder
by Smallfeetbitch May 24, 2021