torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.

Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

by You_Da_Monster September 4, 2011

Irish Torque Wrench

Hammer

I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?

by Henchy October 17, 2009

torque dog

The most erect a penis can be..

That stripper gave me a raging torque dog.

by heterofratboi June 16, 2020

Torqued

So torqued, so hard, so embarassing ready to fight any human intelligence to cross his path, sad.

Fully torqued, so hard, so embarassing.

by chasisfullytorqued June 25, 2018

torqued

Getting super high off of drugs (usually weed).

Im boutta get so torqued broo

by Forestcall April 21, 2022

torqued

wen someone has just done a line of coke

yo i'm so torqued

by the mulit man June 3, 2019

Torqued

it means super high, so high I make up words

I’m so fucking torqued right now

by ainnoot April 30, 2020