The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
by NightWind November 7, 2010
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Diagnosed stranger manual 6
A special valentine present for anyone who masturbatees courtesy of the war on porn inciting riots and psychological brain death and physical death in homeless poor pornstarrs,

Friendly fire

Firing on Americans
Theft from Russia the DSM 6 makes all useful medicine illegal and only placebos saleable. The dick stabbers manual 6 is the marine engineering of addiction causing projective violence in doctors against the homeless victims of police brutality and inhumanity warcrime
by Cody5050 January 31, 2022
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Pakistan guys talking shit about each other in business.
I was talking to out partner in Islamabad and he was claiming that all of his competitors were committing fraud in their sales. A typical Pak Stabber!
by Queenie from SalesNATION December 24, 2020
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A man who is gay but does not acknowledge it. Men who fuck women up the arse and still think they are straight.
He says he is straight but he really is a shit stabber (gay).
by Jacob28 January 4, 2015
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Someone whose a complete loser and thinks that having long nails makes her look cool. In reality it just makes them look dumb as fuck. They just keep the nails to stab other people.
Fuck Olivia stabbed me again with her long ass nails. That Nail Stabber
by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019
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A close friend or ally who decides to date your crush and decides not to tell you about it, but you find out through your crush.
I dont want tracy to be a back-stabber man, but were dating now. She plans on not telling you so dont tell her we had this little conversation.
by snugglepussy28 April 8, 2017
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