I’ve played soccer. And it has to be the most idiotic game ever. There is no contact whatsoever, and there are so many players on the field at one time that it is impossible to get a shot off.
by Vic4 June 29, 2005
A violent and offensive 'sport' played by many Euro 'athletes.' Riots, killings, and death are common. Hated by Americans
1) Matt and I want to see some senseless violence and death, so we're going to a soccer match.
2) "I half expect to go home and see a joint in my kid's mouth, and he's 2...better that than a soccer ball on his foot."
2) "I half expect to go home and see a joint in my kid's mouth, and he's 2...better that than a soccer ball on his foot."
by Reidk April 29, 2004
A gay ass sport that requires minimal athleticism. A sport that faggots play to try to be cool. All they do is run and kick a ball and cry when they get hurt. The sport pussies play instead of a real sport like water polo or lacrosse. Soccer is also called football or gayball or i have a big pussy ball.
Faggot soccer play: LOL I PLAY SOCCER, ME SO COOL
Hot girl: You are gay. Water polo is a real sport.
Hot girl: You are gay. Water polo is a real sport.
by SPORT PLAYER September 18, 2007
The dumb shit name americans gave to one of the most established and most popular sport in the world.
Also the only game where there is no time outs, 45 minute halfs, and only three subs allowed per game. Whilst copying enemy sports like AMERICAN football has a break after every play, baseball where you can be fat as fuck, and hockey where u can come out when wanted as many times as needed (about ever fucking minute). And also the sport known as a pussy sport, which TOTALLY makes sence because rarely people can keep up the pace after 33 because of reoccurring injuries because you played a game with a torn achilles tendon, pulled ligament, chipped knee, etc.
Also the only game where there is no time outs, 45 minute halfs, and only three subs allowed per game. Whilst copying enemy sports like AMERICAN football has a break after every play, baseball where you can be fat as fuck, and hockey where u can come out when wanted as many times as needed (about ever fucking minute). And also the sport known as a pussy sport, which TOTALLY makes sence because rarely people can keep up the pace after 33 because of reoccurring injuries because you played a game with a torn achilles tendon, pulled ligament, chipped knee, etc.
Fat ass baseball pitcher: Yeah man, look at that soccer player, i bet he can barely outrun a car.
Basketball player: Yeah nigga he is hella pussy he can barely
kick a ball about 100 yards.
Basketball player: Yeah nigga he is hella pussy he can barely
kick a ball about 100 yards.
by schmegmadude August 27, 2009
THE BEST SPORT IN THE WORLD.ACTUALLY TAKES SKILL UNLIKE FOOTBALL.I KNOW SOCCER IS A STUPID TERM.
SOCCER NEEDS-
ENDURANCE
SKILL
SPEED
CLEVERNESS
CREATIVENESS
HARD WORKING MINDSET
DEDICATION
I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY.....
FOOTBALL NEEDS-
OVER 250 POUNDS
COCKY
BLACK
IF YOU ARE A FOOTBALL FAN AND YOU LIKE TO BASH SOCCER...
1)FUCK OFF
2)TRY TO DO ALL THESE THINGS SEE BELOW AND GET BACK TO ME
1.PUT A BALL IN THE UPPER 90 WITH 5 PEOPLE STOPPING YOU FROM DOING SO(UPPER 90 MEANS TOP CORNER FOR ALL YOU FOOTBALL FAGS)
2.RUNNING FOR 90 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
3.SCHOOL 3 DEFENDERS WITHOUT LOSING THE BALL.
4.SCORE A PENALTY KICK WITH 50,000 PEOPLE TRYING TO MESS YOU UP.
5.JUGGLE A SOCCER BALL FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT WITH OUT LETTING IT HIT THE GROUND AND WITHOUT USING YOUR HANDS.
6.GET HIT IN THE COCK BY A BALL GOING 70 MPH.
AND FINALLY 7.SAVE A PENALTY KICK THAT IS GOING 70 MPH.
SUCK ON THAT FOOTBALL FANS.
SOCCER NEEDS-
ENDURANCE
SKILL
SPEED
CLEVERNESS
CREATIVENESS
HARD WORKING MINDSET
DEDICATION
I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY.....
FOOTBALL NEEDS-
OVER 250 POUNDS
COCKY
BLACK
IF YOU ARE A FOOTBALL FAN AND YOU LIKE TO BASH SOCCER...
1)FUCK OFF
2)TRY TO DO ALL THESE THINGS SEE BELOW AND GET BACK TO ME
1.PUT A BALL IN THE UPPER 90 WITH 5 PEOPLE STOPPING YOU FROM DOING SO(UPPER 90 MEANS TOP CORNER FOR ALL YOU FOOTBALL FAGS)
2.RUNNING FOR 90 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
3.SCHOOL 3 DEFENDERS WITHOUT LOSING THE BALL.
4.SCORE A PENALTY KICK WITH 50,000 PEOPLE TRYING TO MESS YOU UP.
5.JUGGLE A SOCCER BALL FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT WITH OUT LETTING IT HIT THE GROUND AND WITHOUT USING YOUR HANDS.
6.GET HIT IN THE COCK BY A BALL GOING 70 MPH.
AND FINALLY 7.SAVE A PENALTY KICK THAT IS GOING 70 MPH.
SUCK ON THAT FOOTBALL FANS.
FOOTBALL ASS CUNT-SOCCER IS FOR PUSSIES,THEY DON'T GET TACKLED.
EXTREMELY BUFF SOCCER PLAYER-OH YEAH?GO RUN 90 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
FOOTBALL ASS CUNT-*TRIES IT AND DIES*
EXTREMELY BUFF SOCCER PLAYER-OH YEAH?GO RUN 90 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
FOOTBALL ASS CUNT-*TRIES IT AND DIES*
by dfm317 December 13, 2010
the stupidist sport in the universe it is so ridiculous i mean what moron calls a sport soccer ITS FOOTBALL U FUKIN GIMPS FOOT-BALL not hard to say is it!!!!
by mdhagijnhatowcha comhip epaechj ah June 29, 2006
I got horrible news today, my nephew is playing soccer. Now he is going to become a pussy-ass faggot with a small dick.
by yourmom77666 March 7, 2005