A high school underclassman who exclusively dates seniors 18+.
When D started dating B, everyone realized she was a senior shopper.
by cupps April 10, 2024
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A friend who follows you around whilst shopping, potentially because they have no sense of personal style or space. Highly annoying. When you ask their opinion they will often say what they think you want to hear, rather than their genuine belief, lest it be 'wrong'.
"I turned around to look at the books and jenny was right in my face! dam shadow shopper"
by sweetchillisauce January 10, 2010
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Someone who is too broke to afford objects at regular prices. So they wait until it’s on clearance to buy.
“I got these shoes because they were on clearance.”
“Man I swear you only buy things on clearance, your a clearance shopper.
by That_One_Novak February 25, 2021
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A person who buys groceries based exclusively on their country of origin.
Overheard on the train:

Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.

Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.

Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.
by Maxwell Drive March 10, 2011
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A broke individual who shops online but can't afford anything. Like a window shopper would do.
Boy 1: That girl over there is always looking up things she's can't afford
Boy 2: she's a screen shopper
by buckwyld94 September 2, 2015
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Like "Penthouse Letters" for PC builds.
See this months Computer Shopper Letters?

NEEEEEEEEEERD BONER!
by devidos May 30, 2012
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A person who exits their car at the grocery store and takes an overly cautiously arcing route through the parking lot in order to avoid COVID infected fellow shoppers only to realize, upon reaching the entrance, that their mask is still hanging from their rear view mirror.
Don't worry kids. Daddy will be back in two minutes to get his mask. He's an habitual boomerang shopper.
by GDaddy_Duckboy March 31, 2021
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