Huge ridiculous haircut that hasnt been socially acceptable since the 80's, anyone still wearing this hairstyle...especially if its been their standard since the 80's shall forever be known as Rockin the Dirt. This hairstyle may still be acceptable to people who's houses still have the wheels on it.
Me: Dude I cant believe kelly thinks its still okay to be rocking that mullet.
Random Person: I know right! Definately rockin the dirt!
Random Person: I know right! Definately rockin the dirt!
by MulletMan4221 January 24, 2012
1. a bottom feeding fish reknown for it's roe in Japan
2. a hairstyle characterized as short in the front and long in the back. This term is thought to have first been coined by the Beastie Boys.
2. a hairstyle characterized as short in the front and long in the back. This term is thought to have first been coined by the Beastie Boys.
1. Smoked mullet will make your lips smack your gums.
2. Jerry Joe's mullet was topped off with blond highlights.
2. Jerry Joe's mullet was topped off with blond highlights.
by Lighten Up Francis August 8, 2003
beautiful hair cut worn by red necks (buisness in the front and party in the back)YEEHAWW!!!. there is a song called "She thinks my Mullets sexy"...and i do think your mullets sexy;)....it goes like this...Washin' my Camaro in the hot summer sun
My bi-level hair’s two haircuts in one
It’s a mullet and the ole lady says
Cut it off or she'll leave......
She thinks my mullet's sexy
It really turns her on
On top it's short and spiky
But in the back it's long
Yeah, it’s business in the front
And it’s a party in the back
“The Wisconsin Waterfall”
Or “Tennessee Top Hat”
Its two haircuts in one,
Tight jeans, high tops, and muscle T's
She thinks my mullet's sexy.....and so on
My bi-level hair’s two haircuts in one
It’s a mullet and the ole lady says
Cut it off or she'll leave......
She thinks my mullet's sexy
It really turns her on
On top it's short and spiky
But in the back it's long
Yeah, it’s business in the front
And it’s a party in the back
“The Wisconsin Waterfall”
Or “Tennessee Top Hat”
Its two haircuts in one,
Tight jeans, high tops, and muscle T's
She thinks my mullet's sexy.....and so on
Muuulllluuuuuuttt.....Mullet mazerole!!yeehaww
by Nicole June 30, 2004
you fall asleep at a random party, after drinking to much and you start to see racoons. you wake up at 6 in the morning dragging yourself to your apt. when you discover people are looking at you with fear in their eyes. when you finally come home and look in the mirror you discover that you have the worlds worst mullet. guess you just got mulleted.
by shmort March 22, 2009
The mulletation is cancer-like growth in the form of a haircut (mullet). The disease initiates early in life as the parents of mulletation offspring often have the growth themselves. It is a relatively benign for the people who bare it however, the real victims are bystanders who must view this truely obscene condition.
His mulletation was fully developed and obviously well beyond treatment as he was advanced in age. Maybe if we could have reached him earlier he could be saved.
by eric torkelson January 26, 2005
See also:
Alabama neck blanket
Oklahoma shoulder tickler
neck duster
frollet
mullero
The Kind hearted Ingin' cut
hat dangler
Alabama neck blanket
Oklahoma shoulder tickler
neck duster
frollet
mullero
The Kind hearted Ingin' cut
hat dangler
by Knucklehead July 19, 2003
a dirty, dirty, and I mean dirty type of hairstyle that obviously rednecks think are cool and they think mullets will never go out of style
by Big Smoke Dogg November 19, 2003