Dirty Malik is someone who loves to receive anal and give oral at the same time and getting fully loaded like a TWINKIE from both ends
by BluJeanz23 October 19, 2020
This young foetus is known as ‘Krish’. He is very short and so fat as he eats a lot. He is also really bad at every subject and does not know when to stop eating. He is so fucking fat that all his ‘friends’ call him a fatty
•“Yo, you wanna go to the supermarket with Krishiv Malik?”
•”fuck no! Who would want to go out with this fatty.”
•”fuck no! Who would want to go out with this fatty.”
by Fuck the Muslims February 11, 2020
A person who becomes super loud and talkative when you get to know her (don't be fooled by her quiet demeanor, it is all just a trick.) Very well-organized by nature but can act spontaneous occasionally. Will provide you with food, especially during exam weeks and will never fail to wish you happy birthday or get you a gift for your birthday or whenever she goes somewhere. (If you like food and random gifts, be nice to her!!!!!!!!!!!!) Wakes up earlier than almost the entire world but requires 8 hours of sleep to function well on the next day. She is also going to hate me for writing this but her hate is usually love.
Syafiqah Adam Malik is an unpredictable, mysterious person.
by MAS96 October 5, 2017
by chanhee.f4iry April 28, 2021
Malik was a normal guy, until Abu Michael Cambria Jr. became involved in Hookah. Malik realized Michael had a monopoly over the Hookah market, so he sought out for a new money-making method. That's when he realized he could sell Coca-Cola infused with piss, and call it "Mailk Juice". He made billions.
by Jouweyjonah October 21, 2022