giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home

driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!

by dr chops May 13, 2009

Hoon Ding

Another slur for ni- I mean African-American

Black man: what's up
Superior white man: shit, if i knew you were of the Hoon Ding I would have made fried chicken and grape kool-aid

by Count Orlok August 6, 2023

Kang Sung Hoon

A precious middle aged man who sings unbelievably well and is just so honest and pure that deserves all the love this world has to offer. Unfortunately he couldn't be more unlucky with trusting people everytime he tries so we must protect at all costs.

"Who's the pink hair guy?"
"oh that's Kang Sung Hoon"

by SSHOON November 28, 2018

Hoons

Big ass titties that make you feel happy to look at

Her hoons are massive

by Brothdon January 15, 2020

Hoons

Just another way of saying a cigarette. A good ole jimmy heater. Most of the time it is used at a bar or a party as code word for a quick drunk cig.

Hey Joe where are my Hoons?
I don’t know Cody, you probably left them in the Hoon lounge.

by You ate my curtain January 21, 2021

Hoon

Hoon is the best guy in the world. He is the best at videogames and all women love him. Everyone who talks to him will get popular and earn billions of dollars in the future. He has the best type of style and is super cool. His body count is over 45 million due to the famine I caused

(I am not a whore)

Ryan: OMG You're so cool Hoon I wish I can be like you
Hoon: I know right I'm so cool

by Cool Kid Butter November 19, 2020

Hoon

Liam

Liam is a hoon

by Mimishhr October 4, 2025