giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home

driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!

by dr chops May 13, 2009

Hoons

A girl with massive titties that make you very happy when you look at them

Mann, that girl got massive hoons!

by Brothdon January 15, 2020

hoons

the phrase on when someone has done a rotton ass fart i mean that shit could flatten shernoble

guy 1: oops i just farted
guy 2: ah the hoons

by pussylickeruno May 18, 2023

Hoon

Hoon is slang for a vape

lets go have a hoon

by BigDaddyBovid19 August 31, 2021

Hoon

When you poo poo on someone so hard

Fin: “Just killed this Arab”
Lew:”Was it a hoon?”
Fin: “OF FOOKIN COURSE IT WAS A HOON BABY”

by Fin the chin September 13, 2020

Dae Hoon

Fucking sexy and amazing

"You know dae hoon"

"Yeah he's so fucking sexy"

by LivinInAHaze November 21, 2021

hoons

to be cute and perfect

Hi hoons your so cuuttteeee

by hoons December 4, 2015