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giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home
driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!
by dr chops May 13, 2009
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Hoon Ding

Black man: what's up
Superior white man: shit, if i knew you were of the Hoon Ding I would have made fried chicken and grape kool-aid
by Count Orlok August 6, 2023
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Hoon

Refers to a person participating in illegal vehicular activities; for example,
- Participating in street racing
- Driving at speeds far exceeding the speed limit
- Engaging in burnouts or drifting
These activities are usually done at night by Provisional drivers in Facebook marketplace shitboxes but can also be done by actually competent drivers
Living near the freeway sucks because of idiots hooning their catless Holdens at night
by Jukub July 8, 2023
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Hoon Skin

Anything worn by a person who can be described as a hoon.

Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.

A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".
EXAMPLE 1:

A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?

B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.

EXAMPLE 2:

A: The pant were cool, right?

B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.
by elmoloveftl November 23, 2011
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Hoon

Hoon is the best guy in the world. He is the best at videogames and all women love him. Everyone who talks to him will get popular and earn billions of dollars in the future. He has the best type of style and is super cool. His body count is over 45 million due to the famine I caused

(I am not a whore)
Ryan: OMG You're so cool Hoon I wish I can be like you
Hoon: I know right I'm so cool
by Cool Kid Butter November 19, 2020
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Hoon

New Zealand high schooler slang for Vapes/E-cigarettes
Refers to the vape itself or the act of vaping.
Fiend 1: "Oi brudda chuck us a hoon aye"
Fiend 2: "hold on aye, hoon needs charging"

or

Fiend 1: "Imma have a hoon real quick"
Concerned fiend: "Just realised we're straight up crippling 60 nic addicts"
Fiend 1: yeah scuffed aye? *hoons*
by mynidro November 22, 2020
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Hoon

"Hodl" follows from an event which creates downward pressures on your crypto investments. To 'go to the moon' is said when you think the token is about to explode. To 'hoon' is to recognise the middle ground between these two extremes.
The transaction volume of my bitcoin investment has remained consistent all month. Ima hoon this shit. Ima hoon this shit up
by Nebulas May 30, 2021
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