giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home

driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!

by dr chops May 13, 2009

hoons

to be cute and perfect

Hi hoons your so cuuttteeee

by hoons December 4, 2015

hoon

When you program on livestream naked

honey he's hardcore hooner
I'm going to hoooooooon

by fukubby12 April 18, 2024

Hoon

Liam

Liam is a hoon

by Mimishhr October 4, 2025

Hoon Goonz

Hoon Goonz are a group of men that are ready to constantly fuck shit up.

Did you see those Hoon Goonz? They fucked those dudes up!

by bigballer84 March 15, 2022

Hoon

Refers to a person participating in illegal vehicular activities; for example,
- Participating in street racing
- Driving at speeds far exceeding the speed limit
- Engaging in burnouts or drifting
These activities are usually done at night by Provisional drivers in Facebook marketplace shitboxes but can also be done by actually competent drivers

Living near the freeway sucks because of idiots hooning their catless Holdens at night

by Jukub July 8, 2023

Hoon

Where you reek and stink of any smell bad or good

Megan hoons

by Mingey July 16, 2023